Hii, I'm Back. First Off, I'm Sorry About The Request I Send Yesterday, I Think? I Didn't See The 'angst'

Hii, I'm back. First off, I'm sorry about the request I send yesterday, I think? I didn't see the 'angst' under the 'don't do' 😭 🙇‍♀️but I'm back with a rant (I should pay you rent for staying in your asks this much- I can pay it with kaldo drawings 😭)

I recently checked the sons' ages and well- Doom, Fanim, Epidem and Delisaster were born with only 1 year of difference (also, the whole family was born of 11th of something- Innocent zero was a weird guy. He even shares birthday with Mash lol) and knowing that a pregnancy lasts 9 months there would be 4 months of non-pregnancy state with each of the 4 first sons (I calculated it- I needed to know if it was actually possible to pop out 4 kids in 4 years like that). Yes, they literally were born Doom-January, Fanim-February, Epidem-March and Delisaster-April (Domina was born in May, but Mash wanted to be different and was born in November 😭). There is a problem, Mash and Domina were born the same year, less than 9 months in between their birthdays. To which I can only find the excuses that, again, Mash wanted to be different and decided that he would be born premature lol (or they just speed up his birth, if mother was getting ill or her health was going down). Also, I checked how much each kid weights and I'm pretty sure Innocent zero starved them- BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM (who's 2 meters tall) WEIGHT ONLY 88KG??? THAT MF IS HUGE😭 My older brother (who's 25, 5 years younger than Doom, apparently) is like 1,80m and he weights 110kg😭 Domina (who's 1,76,i think) weights 68kg (that's around my weight, I'm 1,65± and 15 y/o). So, knowing that information I want to add that after mother fell into a coma, Innocent zero had more power over the sons so he starved them (bc before it was impossible. If they told mother that they wanted to eat, or even if they didn't, she gave them food and made sure they ate at least 3 times a day. Since she suffered a lot from starvation herself and almost every family member (all of her three brothers and her mom) died due to starvation), and it would also explain why tf Delisaster has such a thin waist.

It's also possible that, instead of her bearing the children in her womb, they just decided to mix their DNAs in an incubator of some sort. Innocent zero would say something that it wasn't necessary for her to bear them and that it wouldn't benefit neither of them, since he doesn't want for a strong ally to be unable to work for over 9 months and he read that it pregnancy can affect her health (again, that means that his ally will be weaker than before (imagine his reaction when she randomly falls into a coma after mash's 'birth'- and doesn't wake up for a long time). And mother would also prefer it by just mixing the DNAs (✨trauma✨, and probably not liking physical touch?). I'm also sure that after some time, Innocent zero would put some spell on mother just to keep her in the coma (let's say her necklaces worked only around itself and since it didn't cause any actual damage they weren't activated) so that he can manipulate the sons more. I also imagine them visiting her, maybe on their own birthdays or her birthday or just randomly showing up to check on her idk.

I also imagine that when Innocent zero is defeated by Mash and mother wakes up and gets context of everything that happened during her 'absence' (she really didn't care if the realm was destroyed since they didn't care about neither her or those similar to her), she would be mad with both Wahlberg and the divine visionaries (even though she didn't like the realm, she had some respect for Wahlberg when they were young bc he had good ambitions and she expected for him to at least try to make them reality) bc "what do you mean after 100 years the law against lackmagic is the fucking same and nothing changed? And then you dump it all onto a 15 y/o boy? Wtf" She would 100% slap Wahlberg in his face (and it's a good one, after all the sons didn't get the physical abilities from their father lol) and say that if they don't change things soon, she won't hesitate to start a revolution. I also don't know how would Mash react to his biological mother appearing out of nowhere. They would probably have a talk, at least and she would say that she won't interfere in his life unless he wants to and that he should contact Domina if he wants to talk with her or needs something from her, since she doesn't have a phone bc she was in a coma.

Also, after Innocent zero is defeated, I'm sure that the castle doesn't fall down, so as she wakes up she goes through it and sees all of her sons (or their remains) dead (Except Doom, since he did live after the battle with Mash) and she doesn't know the cause of it yet, but when she sees the 'arrows' that attacked Domina she would get the puzzle together that Innocent zero have killed at least one of her sons (she couldn't care less about the realm, but won't hesitate to hurt someone tenfold if they hurt her sons in the slightest), he would have had hurried to hunt that mf down, but tending to Doom's injuries is more of a priority at that time.

Anyway, I'm really sorry for that request, it was my bad. I would send a kaldo drawing as an apology, but I can't send photos when asking as anon🙇‍♀️ have a good time

-🎨anon

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(original ask:)

A/n: dear anon you sure are discovering a whole lot oh my goodness- now that you explain the entire thing I’m like o_o I’m literally confused about the logic (but anime/manga logic am I right?-) so I’m not sure what to do about this, would you still want the ask?

My brain? Gone-

Dr Ratio being offense and Aventurine being defense😅

I’m not kidding-

Dr Ratio has almost 2000 attack while Aventurine has over 3000 defense-

I-I don’t know how to build characters and shit help-💀

Hey guys

Imagine being accepted by Nous and became one of the geniuses that Nous had approved. But due to working constantly, you start to become emotionless like Ruan Mei, no longer caring about your feelings, but you see Dr Ratio trying his hardest to earn Nous’ attention that makes you imagine him turning like you, so you warn him the consequences and reason why Nous hasn’t approved him yet.

But when he persisted he wants to continue, you could only imagine how it would change him as you keep on telling him. Subconsciously a few tears start to slip out and you’re confused what’s going on. You try to wipe your tears away but they just don’t stop. Your voice gets shaky ask him why aren’t they stopping…

He could only look at you in shock as he walks up to you and hugs you, attempting to calm you down. You slowly hug him back and sobs quietly on his shoulder, meekly telling him that it has been a long time since you had a hug…

@jojorice (bc why not?✨🤭)

Since the end of Aventurine's banner is coming up, I'm gonna update you on my wishes for him lol

I got Clara on pull 80 (I have her e2 now help-) and then I got Aventurine on pull 79😭 that were all the wishes I saved so I had to farm for his weapon. I had 100% and pity 60 on the weapon banner so we were looking positive. In the end I got his weapon on pull 70+ and now I'm finishing building him lol I would try to get his e1 or something like that, but I have to save for Blade's weapon + Dan Feng's e's. Congratulations on getting his e1 💪

-🎨Anon

Well damn someone has been grinding stellar jades and ten pulls-🛐🛐🛐

Thanks for your kind words 🎨 anon and I hope your trailblazing journey goes smoothly!~

Imagine…

Hugging a cat cake that represents yourself/your favourite character as you vent and cry to it…

I think it would be confused but can sense your pent-up sadness and nuzzle back against you, purring to calm you down…

I wanna hug a Dr Ratio/Kaldo one right now…😢

A little Dr Ratio brainrot again my apologies-

A/n: he’s still my favourite character in HSR so I mainly write ramblings/brainrot of him😔🛐❤️

Be warned: a bit suggestive but is still entirely SFW, just read it alone for safety in case I went overboard hehehehhe-

-Dr Ratio who always acts tough but you two know damn well he’s soft on the inside :3

-only you get his gentle treatment when you two are alone, you’re his lover so he must let you deserve all of the best things in the world as he’s alongside you

-he would be on his knees for you, worshipping every bit of you (in more ways than one ahem- 👀)

-would be pouty and clingy when not able to see you while he’s working

-tease him about it and he’ll repeatedly deny it while clinging onto you lol

-he may not seem to have any weaknesses, but his only acceptable weakness is you, his beloved partner

-he would do anything to have you stay by his side, like a loyal puppy ahem🛐😅

-despite him being needy, you tend to want his attention whenever he focuses on his books too much

-definitely has sculptures of you posing or the both of you doing lovey dovey stuff hehe

-and has fantasies about you and him (you decide what they are ;D)

-every time he thinks about you, he has to control himself, otherwise he’ll be distracted from work due to de-stressing himself 👀👀👀

-even if you want his attention and affection by putting away the book in his hand and cuddle him instantly, he doesn’t mind as long as he can hold you close like this

-people may think he only cares about knowledge, you know that he still has a heart despite his cold and stern demeanour

-a heart that what makes him…himself, who would tend to your needs and make you comfortable with little to no issue

-his heart may be cold, it would melt at your presence

-and it’s only reserved for you💜

A/n: I have a lot on my mind but this turned out short so my apologies! Hope you enjoyed nonetheless!~❤️🫶🏻✨

@jojorice I think this needs to be shared- sharing is caring yall-!