I Have This Headcanon That DJ Was Like Really Little As A Kid. Like Far Smaller Than Average. Which Is

I have this headcanon that DJ was like really little as a kid. Like far smaller than average. Which is why he's so timid and in an AU where all the TDI people knew each other as kids they see him all grown up and they're like holy Fuck you're Huge and everyone's like a little intimidated but it takes them about three seconds to realize he's still a teddy bear.

Duncan: On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right now?

Courtney: I’m hovering somewhere in the high thirties 

Absolutely stunning. I'm so grateful there's fellow Duncney nerds with art skills out there. 😭

“You belong to me…”

Was listening to ‘Snow White Queen’ by Evanescence while drawing this!

@sentimentalslut This is for you! Fanart for your ‘Printessa’ fanfic!! Hopefully it’ll make a nice cover photo!

@the_type_a artwork for your fanfic is next!!

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drunk!duncney headcanons

Courtney is a lightweight, we’re talking 2 drinks she’s tipsy, 4 she’s on the floor.

And she’s a very sloppy drunk. She doesn’t let loose with alcohol often, but when she does she doesn’t know her limits.

The first time they get drunk together, Duncan practically has to carry her from the Uber to her bedroom at the end of the night.

Since meeting, Duncan has become a sappy drunk.

If they’re not out together, he texts Courtney every five minutes with an update or a story or just to say he loves her.

Duncan is the most likely of the two to drunkenly call when they’re broken up. Courtney pretends she’s annoyed he woke her up, but she loves that he’s still thinking of her.

Courtney is beer pong champ. Even while drunk she’s a winner.

They’re that couple you always lose track of on a night out because they were too busy giggling with each other to remember what bar you were going to next so they always end up in the one next door instead.

The first time Duncan tells Courtney he wants to marry her, they’re drunk. She doesn’t think he remembers in the morning but that’s the day he decided to start saving for a ring.

Duncan never pukes after drinking. Courtney pukes most times.

Duncan does not deal with hangovers well. He only gets out of bed for the greasy morning after breakfast (at 1pm ofc) then goes straight back to sleep.

Courtney is that annoying hungover person who wants to go to gym at 9am to “sweat it out”, and drink smoothies and green tea all day.

I'm a writing a duncney fanfic which I've decided not to post anywhere lest I give up halfway though and disappoint any readers except now I have no feedback for any of the chapters I've already written so I can't tell if it's good or not and it's Hell.

I'm halfway done writing a medieval royalty Duncney AU but I'm also suffering extreme brain rot from a Kb5 plus Gwen paranormal horror Au that doesn't have a full plot yet but it COULD if I start working on it. Anyways which one would y'all be more likely to enjoy?