Why Is No One Talking About The Horror Au Total Slaughtered Island On Tik Tok????? Like It's So Awful????

Why is no one talking about the horror au Total Slaughtered Island on Tik Tok????? Like it's so awful???? I've been crying and puking all day????? I love it so much?????? The terror????? The ANGST?????? The heartbreak????? Why aren't we talking about this???????????

Do you have any duncney as parents of a new born headcannons?

I’ve had Duncney parent HCs but let’s see what I can think of for a newborn specifically 😇

Courtney has a schedule planned out when she and the baby come home. Clearly it doesn’t go as planned as you simply cannot plan for this 😅

Duncan is in charge or changing diapers in the middle of the night because Courtney is in charge of feeding. It evens it out somewhat.

You will always find parent duncney with a baby monitor in hand. Sometimes you’ll find one of them passed out with the monitor to their ear.

Courtney tears up when their baby has to get their shots. Duncan would be lying if he said it also didn’t get to him— he also had to restrain from punching the doctor.

Courtney refuses to be in the passenger seat for a while. You will always find her in the back with the baby.

Duncan never gets used to Courtney pumping lmao

Duncan definitely steals diapers and wipes from the hospital.

Courtney’s parents buy the baby a gold bracelet with the baby’s name on it.

Duncan’s mom is offering to babysit like every single day.

Duncan refuses to miss out on any appointments for the baby.

Just had a vision of Courtney, Dj, and Bridgette at some sort of work party or formal social gathering dressed in nice respectable clothes and then at some point in the conversation they're like "Oh yes I did bring my partner they're over there." And then it pans to Geoff in an unbuttoned flamingo print shirt chugging directly out of a punch bowl, Gwen helping him hold it up and Duncan recording while he and Gwen (in their emo ass outfits) are shouting "Chug Chug Chug Chug"

Things about my new fanfic (updates weekly) that I think my fellow duncney fans would appreciate

Baby Duncney! And they're best friends!!

Baby Gwen being baby Dj's personal body guard.

Heather and Duncan as step siblings (chaotic and toxic but damn is it entertaining)

Heather pisses Duncan off so he fucks Lindsay (The entire world knows Heather has a thing for her)

So the SECOND Heather figures out that Duncan is in love with Courtney she invites her over for a "sleepover"

The Gang gets haunted by the Undead

Gwen is a menace

Courtney's first kiss is Gwen (she's trying to figure out if she's bi)

She is

Blood, guts, and Duncan trying his very best to seduce Courtney

Gwen laughing at him the entire time

Dj and Courtney are Besties

They think Gwen and Duncan are dating so they refuse to hit on them

Gwen thinking Dj is just super oblivious and trying even harder

And Dj is SWEATING

I want my mom.