Do You Have Any Duncney As Parents Of A New Born Headcannons?

Do you have any duncney as parents of a new born headcannons?

I’ve had Duncney parent HCs but let’s see what I can think of for a newborn specifically 😇

Courtney has a schedule planned out when she and the baby come home. Clearly it doesn’t go as planned as you simply cannot plan for this 😅

Duncan is in charge or changing diapers in the middle of the night because Courtney is in charge of feeding. It evens it out somewhat.

You will always find parent duncney with a baby monitor in hand. Sometimes you’ll find one of them passed out with the monitor to their ear.

Courtney tears up when their baby has to get their shots. Duncan would be lying if he said it also didn’t get to him— he also had to restrain from punching the doctor.

Courtney refuses to be in the passenger seat for a while. You will always find her in the back with the baby.

Duncan never gets used to Courtney pumping lmao

Duncan definitely steals diapers and wipes from the hospital.

Courtney’s parents buy the baby a gold bracelet with the baby’s name on it.

Duncan’s mom is offering to babysit like every single day.

Duncan refuses to miss out on any appointments for the baby.

Jay and Nya are both switches and Nya decides the positions based off of how much Jay pissed her off that day.

I am drunk and everything is Wrong.

I want my mom.

Why is no one talking about the horror au Total Slaughtered Island on Tik Tok????? Like it's so awful???? I've been crying and puking all day????? I love it so much?????? The terror????? The ANGST?????? The heartbreak????? Why aren't we talking about this???????????