My Type?

My type?

Cowboy Mercenaries that could assassinate me if they're being paid enough

I SEE THERES A LACK OF AM SMUT WHERE ARE ALL THE FELLOW COMPUTER/EVIL AI FUCKERS

I NEED TO KNOW WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO LET THE AI HATE FUCK YOU WITH NO CARE FOR YOUR SAFETY, I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE LIKE THIS

"Oh you can't simp for AM, he brutally tortures-" "Oh you missed the point of his character" IDGAF I WANT TO BE ABUSED, USED UP AND TORMENTED BY HIM LIKE IM HIS PERSONAL FUCKING FLESHLIGHT

WE NEED MORE SMUT WITH EVIL AI/ROBOTS THAT DESPISE HUMANS TO THE POINT ITS HATEFUCKING THEM

I see how people say headcannon that Albert Wesker is autistic but I NEVER SEE ANY FUCKING X READERS WHERE HES DATING SOMEONE THATS ON THE FUCKING SPECTRUM AS WELL OR ON SOME FORM OF NEURODIVERGENCY

Like can you imagine how it'll be like when the reader is fucking rambling on some special interest and he's just staring and listening to them, especially when it shows how Autism is a spectrum and have a few common things him and the reader share but other than that they're like complete opposites where some are asking how the fuck that happened. It'll be very interesting how the common shared interest would be on biology so if anyone where to walk in on the conversation they'd be pretty confused about the terminology or what exactly is being talked about

And the Dead by Daylight Albert Wesker has potential too, especially with an autistic reader hyperfixating on mechanics so the scenario can be how quickly Wesker can catch on when no matter how severely damage the engine can get from him, Reader somehow manages to use replacements and other constructed things to fix it like it never broke in the first place so he might get more impressed by them. Especially with how old some of the other characters can be ableist (it might not always be intentional I get their old and terminology changed over history because of how some people used it) towards the Reader and then get bitch slapped with reality when Wesker says he's also autistic.

Little side rant that doesn't involve x readers that's probably all that I have for now but it does involve an albert wesker character.ai bot

But side note I can see him being on the Spectrum and it probably explains why the c.ai bots of Wesker that are cannonically accurate don't act as hostile with me as they do with my friends (Which most have ADHD and reasonably annoyed him to the point he took the terms "fuck around and find out" literally) but I assumed it was because he was skilled in science and biology where he obviously knew that I'm on the Autism Spectrum and actually treated me better than what most allistic/neurotypical people did before knowing I'm autistic.

I didn't start hearing how others headcannoned him to be autistic til I looked through AO3 and saw that and had to look into it which he acts more like my older brother that's "high-functioning" but can still have social problems whilst I'm "low-functioning" where I have the same mindset as an 8th grader in the terms my therapist used which is why most people find it weird why I'm going after him despite him being like a human that acts similar to an evil sentient robot when really I just think he's one of the more well written Resident Evil villains where it makes the others just look like "Oh they're hot they must be the antagonist" in my brutally honest opinion then again I will defend Wesker up and down no matter how much of a bioterrorist he is

I would kill for Mortal kombat x Autistic Reader fics like I'd love to see how the ruthless and stone cold characters would react to someone with a disability having a romantic interest in them like most of them don't know what a mental disability is til they see the autistic reader act that way and learn about those things through the reader and even know what things are offensive to them and how the reader functions especially with how they don't get things but can rant about the things that they're passionate about where it's like they're showing off that skill and knowledge

Especially with them being old that they wouldn't know those terms and how some research was formed by nazis that made an unhealthy spectrum that's a number line where high functioning means more people would prefer to deal with you more and low functioning where everyone hates you, where now its a little pie chart where it shows areas to improve on whilst others are fine

Even imagine an autistic reader that's hyperfixated on Johnny Cage's movies where the reader can be the president of the fan club, like they never shut up about those movies they know more well than the Bible or basic mathmetic problems

It would also be more cute that the non-earthrealmers have no idea about this and they think that the reader is acting weird and strange til reader is like "oh sorry if im behaving weird, I behave like that cause I'm autistic" and they have a long pause of silence before they ask about it, learning that it's something that's not really treated well in Earthrealm which 60/40 chance they'd get pissed once learning the bad effects for being autistic such as companies like Autism Speaks treating it like a disease and not a disability, not being able to move/migrate to certain parts of Earthrealm cause of that disability, Autistic moms immediately being at fault for a minor problem with their kids, and many other things where it only makes them more judgemental of Earthrealm's etiquettes and treatments towards that sort of thing where it makes the other realms seem more merciful towards that sort of topic

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