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Incorrect Quotes With Class 1A

Incorrect Quotes with Class 1A

Class 1A x reader

Authors Note: We're just going to ignore the way I used first and last names interchangeably and as always, not my gif

Aizawa, driving Izuku and Y/N: So how was your day?

Izuku: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aizawa: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Aizawa: Oh, okay.

Aizawa: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Momo: What do you think Y/N and Izuku will do for a distraction?

Jiro: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Jiro: ... or they could do that.

Aizawa: Mic and I are having a baby.

Y/N: That's gre-

Aizawa, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Denki: I don’t know how to do that.

Ida: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Y/N: I don’t wear a watch.

Shinso: Time is a construct.

Denki: *Pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*

Ojiro: Where did you get that?

Denki: My pocket.

Ojiro: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Denki: Skills.

Mina: Tell Todoroki about the birds and the bees.

Tokoyami: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Y/N: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Denki: The car takes a screenshot.

Bakugou: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Y/N: You have to apologize to Denki

Bakugo: Fine.

Bakugo: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Hagakure: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Uraraka: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Y/N: Uraraka!

Hagakure: 63 cents.

Uraraka: I'll take the money.

Y/N: Uraraka!!!

Mic: What's up?

Aizawa, after another day of dealing with class 1-A: My blood pressure.

Mina: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Denki: The cow???

Mina: What?

Y/N: Denki, W H Y?

Y/N: You know, Shinso, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Shinso: ...

Shinso: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Y/N: any news?

Recovery girl: I'm just waiting for your x-ray

Y/N: But I've never dated anyone named ray

Recovery girl: and we might do a brain scan too

Y/N:*Sleepily* Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Izuku: ...What???

Aoyama: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Y/N: Is that a picture of you?

Aoyama: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Bakugo: I failed my safety training course today.

Kirishima: Why, what happened?

Bakugo: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Kirishima: And?

Bakugo: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Y/N: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Bakugo: And you came to me?

Ida: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Todoroki: Apparently, we're not.

Y/N: Here comes the lightning!

Y/N, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Denki: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

Y/N: *raises eyebrows*

Ida: Put those back down!

Kirishima: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Y/N: Kirishima, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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