WOOHOO MORE FETCHEN

WOOHOO MORE FETCHEN

(i’m finishing a oneshot kinda thing for them soon 🫡🫡 look out for that guys)

there is NOT ENOUGH karen shetty x gretchen wieners on here, and every other platform (ao3). so here's my overdue contribution to the gay best friends to lovers of the 2024 plastics

only headcanons for now until i can write oneshots about them. (give prompts pls?)

# SFW | cutesy hcs

pre-dating! karen shetty x gretchen wieners

— karen always hangs at gretch's house after school

— sometimes it's just gretch having a full-blown rant session about guys and girls (mostly girls now)

— because gretchen wieners is bi! and starts to focus on girls more now that she dumped jacob

— also... gretchen probably has religious guilt

— and sometimes it's karen forcing gretch to do a tiktok with her

— gretch especially loves learning tiktok dances from karen

— they discovered that setting the a/c on the lowest temperature and cuddling is the best way to end a sleepover

— gretchen uses karen's arm as a pillow

— gretchen gets cold easily... so you know, back cuddles

— gretchen definitely likes karen's back cuddles

— but she likes it more when she's facing karen

— whenever gretch faces her, she overthinks whether to tell karen she's pretty because it might not be appropriate for the situation

— so karen initiates the praises instead; ranging from "you looked good with your shoes today" to "i like how you look at me"

— karen's voice slightly lowers when she's sleepy

— gretch accidentally calls karen "mamí" instead of "mamá" more than a few times

— and gretch plays it cool every time because karen doesn't seem to have heard nor realized it

— but karen DOES. EVERY TIME.

— one time it happened, they were with the whole friend group (regina, cady, janis, damian, aaron) and karen acted like she was busy on her phone to save gretchen the embarrassment

— the group still noticed though, the slip up and the acting; regina wasn't as surprised honestly

— ever since then they had been plotting to get them to realize their feelings for each other; regina and cady agreed to play their secret wingwomen, led by damian (regina gave up after the first few weeks because the two were just too hopeless)

— karen and gretchen don't realize their feelings until college

— speaking of college, they're roommates! (along with cady but girl's always at regina's place)

— still not dating at this point though, just having very normal homoerotic crises about their best friend

— it was driving gretchen absolutely maddd

— didn't help that karen was popular with the crowd

— as a result of overthinking, gretchen ended up ignoring karen; karen took a while to notice though

— by the time she did, gretch has curled up in her bed, all swollen up from crying all weekend

— karen had pink flowers to give gretchen that night

— karen dried gretchen's eyes first before confessing (my karen shetty gentlewoman, gentle giant agenda)

— karen only kissed her hand, knowing that gretchen was at a place where she needs to take it slow or else she'll get overwhelmed with things again

— that night, gretchen slept on karen's chest

— the gang arrived the next day to spot them cuddling, and took pictures for future purposes

well, that was longer than what i initially had in mind BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID.

i NEED more of them please im begging

Fetchen mentioned

fetchen club we need to talk about this more.

canon fetchen kiss,,, so cute and silly. i feel like i just got hit by a semi truck

do you write fic? if so what’s your user!

i don’t have an ao3 or anything 😭 i just write here LOL

fetchen play animal crossing together n have a joint island …

giving you these and running away

janis put her minecraft bed next to regina's one btw

i’m adding fetchen to this sorry op.

i always imagined that when karen came out to gretchen she made her pinky promise not to tell anyone. they were in their sophomore year and she had just realised she liked girls and she trusted gretchen more than anyone else and gretchen takes it very seriously. she’ll tell people (cady, for example) that karen’s slept with 11 people but she won’t explicitly say that karen likes girls.

also. karen primarily clings to gretchen. she just thinks gretchen’s so nice and soft and warm and good to hug and hold hands with. gretchen loves it because she hates initiating anything of the sort.

some random mean girls 2024 head canon because of the pink colored brain rot i have <3

-aaron is the "sorry, i was asleep" friend. always uses that as his excuse for not replying, and its never a lie. almost never responds to a text in a timely manner, and when he does the gc BLOWS up to celebrate

-janis used :3 and X3 ironically so much that its now instinctual to her. it is no longer ironic, despite her claiming it totally still is

-gretchen believes that pinky promises are sacred girl code agreements that CANNOT be broken. she often spills secrets, but if a pinky swear is involved her lips stay completely sealed

-damian and regina get along really well and everyone is shocked at first until they realize just how perfect it is. they love gossiping and debriefing on the latest niche internet drama, especially pertaining to mua influencers. (both religiously quote "and you did it at my birthday dinner" and no one else understands what it means)

-cady cannot cook to save her life. she's tried so many times and something always has to go wrong, even if it isnt her direct fault. she's slightly better at baking, but only if theres box mix involved

-regina is gets into literature and writing post bus, especially because she started reading to pass time while she was healing from the accident. eventually she realizes that writing poems + journaling helps her get out her emotions in a healthier way and express herself without screaming. she definitely takes a creative writing/ap lit type class senior year

-janis and damian love terrorizing children on fortnight and roblox, and they do it for hours on weekends whenever they can. janis has had to ban evade roblox too many times to count. damian somehow doesn't get banned 9 times out of 10

-janis is extremely particular about how she portrays her music taste, and will claim to hate anything she isn't 'supposed' to like. regina does the same thing, but with songs that are the exact opposite to janis' taste. both listen to the music they say they hate in private, and their close friends know this but pretend they dont to keep the girls happy

-aaron isnt just a token straight, but also a rare member of any group gathering. its a 50/50 chance that he shows up to any event he's invited to, but everyone loves it when he does make it

-karen is super clingy and loves physical touch, and gretchen appreciates it because its reassuring to her and makes her feel cared about. regina catches on, and even though she doesnt particularly enjoy physical touch, she gives gretchen the occasional pat on the back or side hug