Hi Person I Definitely Do Not Know, Choose The Number 22 Now Let's See What You Got

hi person I definitely do not know, choose the number 22 now let's see what you got

*cracks knuckles and neck*

everyone, meet my arch fucking nemesis.

one day, while we were in a literature workshop i think, we promised each other we'd write a character analysis of each other. we're both too scared to do it, but i will make a stand and this will be like... a hint of that. a teaser of what could be. an idea.

I don't exactly know where to start so I'll just pick a random point: I said previously that I visit Rei's house the most. That's because I practically live at Dee's house. It became so bad we eventually started going to uni together. It became a meme. and for good reason.

Dee is the most terrifying person you will ever see, but then you'll talk with them for 15 minutes and if you do end up clicking, you'll discover that there's nothing to be afraid of. They're very sweet, but so extremely introverted. Im an archeologist and they're ancient ruins which I KNOW exist and i WILL be digging them up.

but this person. this specimen. this creature. this eldritch entity. honestly man, i dunno what to say, other than this guy (gnc) is one of my best fucking friends and i am so happy about that. this BRAIN. they are genuinely the most fun to discuss shit about. like theyre one of the few people where i will rave about my special interests and they will rave about theirs and we will be having Fun.

speaking of raving about special interests, theyre one of the few neurotypical people with whom i genuinely feel heard and properly taken care of with. like so many of my acquiantances will just not understand the mental illness cocktail inside my brain, and dee doesn't either because they just don't experience it, but theyre one of the few people who will make accomodations for me without me even having asked and that is so noble of them.

also sorry for constantly talking about how hArD my life is. except when i say im dying or wanna kill myself. then im not sorry. i am a dramatic son of a bitch and you befriended me on PURPOSE.

also the ones that get it, get it, but creating an au with you has been one of the most fun experiences ever in my life. not only was it such a fun writing exercise (WRITERS CLUB WHO?) but i loved thinking with you and it was an excuse to spend time with you and no joke i would do it all over again and i WILL do it all over again you are extremely unsafe. and while our love languages clash, once we synced up and did parallel play perfectly, it was such... a safe environment. talking and planning an theorizing with them is fun as fuck. but chilling on their couch (aka my bed) while they play some strategy war game and i play breath of the wild and i listen to them rage at egyptians, mongolians, british, scottish, or whoever attacks their faction and theyre panicking about not having enough resources while i rapidly back away from an approaching lynel is so comforting.

drawing in the same room as them and explaining fashion trends while they explained the latest criminal minds episode to me was so fun. it was so safe. i will genuinely cherish every moment with them, and i massively appreciate them. I wont get into what the situation was, but i once had to run to their house at 12.30 am while carrying groceries in my pajamas, and i wouldd do that again, for any reason.

but also they BULLY me and i am being ABUSED. >:(

no bullying from me in this post tho, i already do a lot of that irl and i will not be stopping.

also i know you will never make your own post like this about me, dee, unless you're not a coward :)

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

YIPPEEE

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

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(this already says a lot about me ngl)

HI.

really and truly where do i start. as you very astutely pointed out, we are absolute polar opposites in every way shape and form. i was really really hoping we would end up becoming friends, and would you look at that we did.

and still, for all our wildly differing tastes in clothes and music, we get along!!!!!!! you're one of the kindest people i have known and spending time with you always makes me feel so genuinely appreciated. you've got a particular charm. if we were 18th century dandies at the same club, i would want to sit and read my newspaper next to you.

and i love how much you love stories!! i love how you open your heart to new ideas and new characters and new worlds, and treat them all with so much care, as if they're dutch masters and you the museum curator. i LOVE getting lost in stories with you and exploring every possibility and every nook and cranny. look how we've moved from uncle kedin to marcial and father peter. that's remarkable!!

over the two years we've known each other, I've watched you grow and explore your interests and I've watched your writing flourish, as well as the way you talk about books. it flows!! it flows like a very well-spoken river and it also has ουμφ & βαβαβουμ and pizzazz and a sense of immediacy. it gets to the point but does so with style.

i love how much you care, about people and things and everything else in the world. i love your sense of adventure and how you can make any day interesting, and your quiet confidence and unruffled manner.

and i love you, of course. i hope we have many MANY more adventures together, i hope we tour 221B and borrow pipettes from the lab, and i hope we continue to visit pink cafés and clash with our surroundings. you're wonderful 💓💓💓

yeah but what would the number mean tho?

Oh look, a victim!

So. This wonderful specimen of a person is someone who I consider to be one of my best friends.

They are my co conspirator when it comes to all things tumblr. We're in not a LOT of the same fandoms, but enough that is kinda friendship defining. They also proved to me that neither of us are immune to propaganda. They got me into the owl house (thank you forever carter that is quite possibly one of the biggest favors you have done me thus far) and I got them into critical role as a whole (you're WELCOME). I think the biggest "offender" fandom that we were both in together at the same time was Sk8 the infinity? Maybe? Idk, but tumblr had a big ass play in that.

Also do you know that meme of "writers, make sure you have a doctor friend"? Carter is the doctor friend. The amount of medical questions I have asked this man (gender neutral) in order to torture my ocs is enough to get them a medical degree. And they answer! So if any of you get mad at me for hurting my ocs, they're giving me the ammo :)

Also both of us share the emo/punk experience (tm) which... shows. Irl.

Also we are both so gay and mentally ill that neither of us understand the few straight people we converse with, so now our conversations have divulged into different flavors of "straight people are weird".

I won't get into a lot of the personal stuff but I fucking miss talking at the stairs of our highschool with this guy about ocs, that shit was super fun. We still talk about ocs and fandoms, just not at the staircase of our highschool. We do it irl at a park or sth or dms.

I think that's all I have to say? Anywho I love my friends vol 1.

... The number means nothing btw.

SUCH AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT EDIT BTW: I would take a bullet for this guy. This is like true for all of my friends but I need all of you to know that we live 5 hours away from each other and if anything happened to them I would spend absurd amounts of money to be there ASAP. Also I'm currently trying to get them to play Deltarune with me and they're trying to get me to watch OFMD and Good Omens. Both of us are failing.

tagged by @thalassiokhtos eyyyyyy

Prompt: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people

Ghuleh/Zombie Queen by Ghost

Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance

This is home by Cavetown

Mind brand by Maretu

Thnks fr th mmrs by Fall Out Boy

You're a worthless child by Kikuo

katharsis by TK (Ling tosite sigure)

Miss Murder by AFI

Born this way by Lady Gaga

Boulevard of broken dreams by Green Day

this shit is so emo and then you have lady gaga there i-

tagging: @greetings-humans @carter-is-a-disaster @minimalguacamole @voidstation @biopanik @rayleighscumdump @meadowsidevalley @mishapen-dear and uhh haha i need more moots