I Am Literally Cuddling My Hammerhead Shark Teddy Right Now

I am literally cuddling my hammerhead shark teddy right now

gay toothpaste

I exist, to the great horror of me,

*gives my pain to fyodor*

Oml how did i not think of that???

that seems like it'd actually be canon too

Hear me out.

The whole "pm Chuuya walks/stands on Dazai's blind side to protect him", we love that right.

But like they were partners for so damn long. And Chuuya made a habit of it early, so he doesn't think much of it, he just automatically stands on that side.

Old habits die hard, yes?

So fast forward to 22 era, the times Chuuya and Dazai have to work together, Chuuya still ends up standing on his ex partners previously blind side, even if he can see perfectly fine now.

At some point he catches himself and decides to stand on the other side for once because no way in hell his behaviour would be affected. Unfortunately for him he immediately feels wrong standing on the opposite side.

That and Dazai discreetly moves to have Chuuya end up on the "correct" side while they're fighting the enemy

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern