Mom Said It's My Turn With The Chat Bot...

Mom said it's my turn with the chat bot...

I'm not surprised at all actually...

The way asparagus grows makes me uncomfy. Like the inside of my skin is itchy...

I'm sorry... "Carbon monologue"?

Don't y'all hate it when the carbon starts monologuing? Cuz I do. 😆

with the expansion of work-from-home, I think it would be appropriate and delightful if OSHA started investigating landlords for providing unsafe working conditions. "there's no carbon monologue detector in this home office (bedroom). The paint in this home office (living room) contains illegal levels of lead. This home office (tiny studio apartment) contains so many safety violations we are shutting down the entire business (rent collecting) until things are up to code."

Extremely happy... I get to just waddle around eat plants and occasionally go quack.

You're reincarnated as the animal you get in the random animal generator (link: https://perchance.org/animal )

Poll originally by reddit user QuelynD

Feel free to share what animal you got.

Reblog to give an ancient spirit lurking in your room a nice hot bowl of soup