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UPDATE, he refollowed me randomly a day ago and just sent me this. this is actually the funniest shit because like WHAT DID I DO

if you're a troll account i love you, if not pls get help. either way thhis is literally so funny

Can I request SCP 049 x female Reader headcanons where they have a child together? I’m curious to see what the good doctor is like as a father.

FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE ON THIS

SCP 049 fathering a child (Fem reader)

As soon as he finds out you are carrying his child, he becomes incredibly over protective.

He rarely lets you out of his sight. Nor does he let his patients, or anyone else he deems infected near you.

When he is resting, he enjoys laying his head near your stomach. It puts him at ease.

I headcanon that he would not plan to have a child, nor would try to have one. Mostly due to his profession and life goals. But would love his child more than anything if he accidentally got his girlfriend/wife pregnant.

He becomes even more determined to make the world a better place for his future child.

When the baby is born, the other doctors immediately have to hand the newborn over, otherwise the anomaly will throw a fit.

The foundation will most likely try utilizing the baby to blackmail the SCP into giving them information.

This plan quickly turns sour, and the ethics committee steps in.

049 enjoys sitting in a comfortable chair, with his child in his arms.

Definitely sees his child as a apprentice to his work. They will be taught about the ways of the pestilence.

Probably will want to teach the child French, maybe he would want the kid to have a French name.

I can see him to be a strict father, loving his kid dearly but not allowing any flaws that could get them harmed.

If raising the child goes well, he might want to have more.

He originated from the dark age, after all.

his ass is READY!!!!!!!!!!!!! for CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For clef

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The context will appear later :)

crab...

This isn’t a question, but I’ve been listening to Partners in Crime for over an hour and I feel like it suits Myriad & Clef, but that’s probably just me.

The one from Set It Off and Ash Costello? aw yeah man added to the playlist

i need. scp-096 angst hcs. i need them NOW and i need comfort. angst n comfort. i want that shit to nuke my brain upon impact. i want that shit to crush me. i want this shit to be fucking traumatizing to read. i want you.

THIS WAS A TRIP TO READ FROM BEGINNING TO END?? I MEAN YEAH GO OFF ILL ABSOLUTELY DO THE REQUEST BUT WHY DO YOU WANT M E 😭

SCP 096 angst + comfort HCS

It hurts for him to exist, like his bones are so deformed that moving and sometimes even breathing can be painful.

He may even push you away some days because the physical contact can be too much for him.. and if you keep trying? he may get so blinded by his agony that he bites you.

You’ll actually need to be separated from him for at least a few weeks, and a request to the O5 would be made for him to up his pain meds.

So whenever things do seem to simmer down and you’re allowed to check in on him once again, you don’t hear the typical loud wailing- and as soon as you walk in, you see a dead silent, unmoving 096.

He’s so distraught with what he did that he can’t even bring himself to cry, he doesn’t even bother to acknowledge when D-Class are sent in for experiments, he’s just spiraled too far down in a depression.

He needs you, he won’t make the first move for contact in fear of losing you forever- But once you initiate anything he will be wrapped around you and heaving with loud, overjoyed sobs.

He was worried sick about you and was dwelling on the horrible thought that you’d never wanna see him again, so he’s very grateful to have you back- and he swears to himself he’ll never snap like that at you again. <3

bad news i took him to the execution of Marie Antoinette

I am Sorry... I've Fibbed... I made Grimace very small and Transparent so you Can Play with him like a Beanie Babies...