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imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
maybe golden carrots and golden apples keep forever, but i have a hard time believing that steak would. thinking about the ways that players would preserve food for their lifestyle is pretty interesting to me, at least. since they’re constantly on the move- running, jumping, building, fighting- they need calorie-dense food, and a lot of it.
this mostly centers on preservation through dehydration, maybe i’ll make another post about fermentation. minecraft cheese real
blaze beef jerky- dried and spiced meat, it’s easy to see how this would be a common choice for players on the go. it’s tasty, quick to eat, and relatively simple to prepare (especially since smokers canonically exist). you could make it with other types of meat and spices, but beef works the best, and i imagine blaze powder would taste nicely spicy and warming. (this is what i imagine all those stacks of steak actually are.)
dried fruits- this is also a fairly obvious one. especially to players living in hot climates, things go bad really quickly, so the neatest solution is to use the heat as a friend rather than an enemy and sun-dry your food so it stays good for longer. apples, berries, chorus fruit, and yes, watermelon too, can all be dried under the sun. to varying degrees of effectiveness, of course.
dried bread- you might not know this, but handmade bread that only has salt, water, flour, and yeast as its ingredients goes extremely stale in about a day. the starch crystallizes and hardens it all into a basically inedible mass, which is why things like french toast exist to use up hardened bread. however, double-baked bread is hard in a different way entirely- the extra cooking time keeps it delicately crispy and easy to soak in tea or broth or just eat straight-up. biscotti is a really common example, but it doesn’t have to be made sweet- you can put just about anything in it.
granola/trail mix- cooked, mashed, and dried wheatberries, dried fruit, seeds, and honey, all mixed together into easy snacking fare. this isn’t a meal, per se, but something in between to keep energy up between them.
pork sausage- chop up a bunch of meat and fat, salt and spice it and stuff it into well-cleaned animal intestines, and hang it up to dry. these are the basic tenets of sausage-making, and anyone who wants pork on demand without having to kill a pig every time has probably learned it well. common spices are probably alliums (garlic / onion), blaze powder, cinnamon, netherwart (in small doses), among many dozens of “secret ingredients” which players swear by.
dried vegetables- beets, cactus, alliums, potatoes, carrots, mushrooms, pumpkins, and kelp are all eligible to be dried, spiced, and eaten. yes, not all of these are “vegetables,” but vegetables are a made up classification that don’t exist anyway. some of these would be best used by reconstituting in a stew, but you could just eat it straight up too.
oil-packed salmon- for those who run extensive meat-processing operations and have a lot of extra animal fat on their hands, packing meat in oil is an easy option. if the bacteria has no oxygen, it can’t live, so your meat is safe to store. however, this likely isn’t an option on smaller servers or singleplayer worlds, so another choice might be clarified butter- though it wouldn’t last as long. this is an option that also would require a relative amount of knowledge- don’t botulism yourself into a respawn, kids.
pemmican- let’s get a little more creative. this is a mixture of clean animal fat, dried meat, and berries, pounded together into neat little blobs of pure energy. it can be eaten raw, or melted into a stew with wild forage (plants, vegetables, fresh meat) to supplement it. this is less a storage-food and more a travelling-food, and players on long journeys would probably pack a good amount of it for when the going gets tough. it’s an extremely calorie-dense food, and someone spending their whole day fighting, walking and climbing would need those calories desperately.
(as a side note, akutaq is animal fat whipped together with fresh berries, and it looks GOOD AS FUCK. real ice cream is achievable in minecraft in a dozen different ways, but goddamn, i’d eat the fuck out of that.)
jams and jellies- the obvious choice here is berry jam, sweet and tart, and maybe rosehip jam too. however, apple and pumpkin butter are also tasty and keep basically forever, and you can actually make jelly out of any edible flower, like dandelions, cornflowers, peonies, oxeye daisies, and lilacs. i might make a separate post just for spreads, honestly.
my mutuals are the best writers !!!! they write the prettiest poetry and rhe prettiest stories and they OWN their craft and their styles !!! are so unique and enchanting i want to DROWN in them
the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill
"what's your favourite music genre" Horrible Histories songs
Having ADHD is fucked up because I cannot understand audiobooks unless I can play them on 200% speed so the narrator sounds like @#@O$@#$#@*$)(@#!!!!
Villain things I want to see more of
Actually funny. Not making jokes at other people's expense, not the butt of the joke, just villains that have absurd senses of humour and top-notch intentional comedic timing,
CHARISMA!!! Please, can we have more charming villains, villains that can sway a crowd, villains that get away with things because their too polite, too well-spoken, too funny to possibly to evil.
Respected. Villains whose villainous deeds have led them to success and made them widely respected members of society. To be clear, this isn't respected person who is secretly evil. No. I mean, the bad things they've done are the reason they're respected.
Let them win. Let them win because their plan succeeded. Not because the protagonists fucked up, not by pure luck. Let them earn their victories.
Supporters! Lots of them. The more powerful your villain is, the more supporters they are going to need. If the evil king is unpopular with everyone he's not going to stay king for long. He needs allies, lots of them, especially if he's a tyrant.
Knows how to play the game. Manipulative villains who say whatever they have to to get their way, chose their allies and enemies carefully, bribe and blackmail, play the victim, the hero, or even the innocent when it suits them. Make it hard for your protagonists to convince anyone they are a villain at all.
Cold Steel. Give me villains that don't get angry easy, that laugh things off, that kill because it's efficient and for no other reason.
Clever and creative. Strategists who always have a trick up their sleeve and problem solvers with personal flare.
Show other characters reacting with fear. Nothing rams home how terrifying a villain is quite like watching other powerful characters fall to their knees--fast--when they walk in the room.
Irredeemable despite their tragic backstories. For the love of god people, tragic backstories do not justify a villain's actions. You can have empathy for what they've endured while still expecting them to take responsibility for what they've become.
Unconventionally attractive. Take this however you want. I, for one, would like to see more tortured bad boys who aren't white and shredded. But also, villains whose attractiveness lies in how they talk, their body language and facial expressions, and their outfits. Why do y'all think smirking is such a popular word??
Love. Let them love their spouses, their children, their friends. Not in an abusive way either. Let them have healthy relationships with their still living wives, daughters, sons, comrades in arms etc.
Kind. Give me villains who tip well, who put their own garbage away even though the servants could do it, who remember their henchmen's names, who are good with kids, who donate to charity and not just for the tax incentives
one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage
i mean this in the nicest way possible, but the fandom’s habit of not applying the same reasoning to similar situations is both frustrating and unhealthy.
if you’re going to say that what one character says is absolutely how that character truly feels, even if that’s said in anger or frustration, then you need to apply that to the rest. if c!dream saying he doesn’t care about anything is absolute truth, then c!tommy saying the same about the discs being worth more than c!tubbo is absolute truth.
it’s not, however, and we know this because people are not black and white, they’re complex, and sometimes say things they don’t mean. we can look beyond the words and see the person and the emotions behind it.
i feel like this also applies to things like the prison and exile. no, prison in minecraft isn’t comparable to prison in real life. neither is abuse in minecraft roleplay because it’s fiction. however, the story gives those things weight. treating one thing or the other as less awful or impactful is honestly fairly disingenuous. the story gives equal weight to both the prison and exile. saying that prison isn’t bad because c!dream isn’t actually there, etc. just isn’t valid.
and the thing is, no one is obligated to care about any one character. you’re not obligated to think the prison is awful. but framing it as fact isn’t accurate because the story gives it weight. the story says it is.
honestly, i feel like this has a lot to do with the way not only the fandom, but some of the characters, approach the concept of ‘good’ and ‘evil’. it becomes a very black and white thing where if a character is considered good, everything they do is good and morally correct and when they do something to hurt someone, it’s dismissed or excused. if a character is considered evil, everything they do is bad and morally wrong and when they do something good or show emotion, it’s painted as manipulative, and if they’re hurt, that hurt is dismissed or diminished. just something to think about.
Which wolf wins? I guess it really depends, just gotta wait and see.
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot
HRT that turns you into a robot NOW
i really want a girl to piss on me, to wait until she’s super full and to sit on my stomach and rock against me, trying to get a little friction because she’s so turned on, but then she lets out a little spurt of piss and her legs tighten against me and she stops moving, and she braces her hands against my chest and she’s shaking a little trying to hold it in, and i run my hands up her thighs and make her shiver, and she begs me to stop because she’s nervous about pissing on me, and i put my hand on her sweet little bladder bulge and tell her how hot she is and how its okay and i want it, and she lets out a squeak and i push against it, and she cant hold it in anymore so she pisses aaaall over me and she’s moaning, and when she finishes she cant look at me because she’s so embarrassed but i roll her on her back and kiss her and tell her how beautiful she is and then i eat her out
Can I request SCP 049 x female Reader headcanons where they have a child together? I’m curious to see what the good doctor is like as a father.
FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE ON THIS
SCP 049 fathering a child (Fem reader)
As soon as he finds out you are carrying his child, he becomes incredibly over protective.
He rarely lets you out of his sight. Nor does he let his patients, or anyone else he deems infected near you.
When he is resting, he enjoys laying his head near your stomach. It puts him at ease.
I headcanon that he would not plan to have a child, nor would try to have one. Mostly due to his profession and life goals. But would love his child more than anything if he accidentally got his girlfriend/wife pregnant.
He becomes even more determined to make the world a better place for his future child.
When the baby is born, the other doctors immediately have to hand the newborn over, otherwise the anomaly will throw a fit.
The foundation will most likely try utilizing the baby to blackmail the SCP into giving them information.
This plan quickly turns sour, and the ethics committee steps in.
049 enjoys sitting in a comfortable chair, with his child in his arms.
Definitely sees his child as a apprentice to his work. They will be taught about the ways of the pestilence.
Probably will want to teach the child French, maybe he would want the kid to have a French name.
I can see him to be a strict father, loving his kid dearly but not allowing any flaws that could get them harmed.
If raising the child goes well, he might want to have more.
He originated from the dark age, after all.
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
t4t couples:
[image ID: two digital drawings of Chetney and Fearne from Critical Role campaign 3. The first drawing is two portraits of chetney from the front and side without his hat on. Instead his hair is balding but spiky, reminiscent of wolf ears. In the left portrait he is scowling and looking to the side, in the right he is smiling. The second drawing is of Chetney sitting in Fearne's lap, with his wolf tail wagging. He has an excited blushing expression and is saying "awoo!", and fearne is looking at him and biting her lip. She has flowers in her hair, a unbuttoned white blouse, burgundy stays and a long green skirt, her mossy faun legs showing. Chetney is wearing blue-grey trousers and a beige shirt. End ID.]