Im Sooo Normal About William Wisp

i’m sooo normal about william wisp

me? have a favorite prime defender? no,,,,,

build white boy build

mark winters 🤝 joel miller 🤝 q!slimecicle

losing their daughter and immediately going on a murderous rampage

I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:

With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly

Pspspspsps come get ur furry ghostknife