Jrwi S2 Ep 14 Spoilers//

jrwi s2 ep 14 spoilers//

HELLO????? EPISODE 14 THEY ALMOST FUCKING????? WHAAAT

they’re real and charlie can’t play a straight character to save his life oh my god. my head is in my hands the trampoline scene has me in shambles i will NEVER recover from this

the betting ring also?? holy shit guys i’m so not normal about them and they’re like mildly They Both Die at the End adjacent and it’s making me crazy

oh man guys he is the fish ever

to 17 years of banging out the tunes

Promise?

Pinky promise.

Gene (the winged one) belongs to @fireapyr <3

mark winters 🤝 joel miller 🤝 q!slimecicle

losing their daughter and immediately going on a murderous rampage

I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:

With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly