Bit Raunchy, Ain't It

😏bit raunchy, ain't it😏

And last one, because I know you get only two requests from one person) So, can we get some hc's for Ace, Sanji and Kobi with a stone face, cold S/O, who slap their ass in front of their crew, and say something perverted about them with huge grin on their face?(•ω•) Maybe some SFW and NSFW? Of course if you can. And I want to say, what your writing is very helpful for me in studying English! Thank you for your hard work and awesome hc's)

Hi @horosan thank you for the request sweetheart! I hope you like it and thank you so much for the kind words, I’m happy my writing helps you even a little bit.

Ace, Sanji and Coby with an S/O who slaps their butt in front of their crew

Ace

. When you you came up beside Ace he did not expect the following slap of your hand on his ass.

. His eyes went wide as you grinned at him, hand still firmly cupping his butt cheek.

. “Hey handsome,” You said, that smile growing wider. “I’m looking forward to seeing these shorts on the bedroom floor later!" 

. Ace goes bright red - florescent, even.

. Around him the crew members in earshot all start to laugh and chuckle - not even at what you said, just the look on his face.

. "N-N-Name!” He stutters, embarrassment flooding his whole being. “What’re you- don’t!”

. You grin, give his butt a squeeze before walking away, glancing over your shoulder to see him with his head in his hands as one of his crewmates comes over to congratulate him, still laughing.

. Later that evening he will come into your shared room, and as soon as he sees you he will pout and a light blush will ghost over his cheeks.

. “So, uh,” He’ll say, scratching the back of his head. “What you said earlier, did you still want to.." 

. In answer you stand and walk over to him, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him in to a deep kiss. 

. Involuntarily Ace will start to warm up, pulling you against himself while starting to tug off your clothes. 

. You unbuckle his belt, shimmying his shorts down his legs, smirking into the kiss as you hear the material hit the floor.

. Ace pulls back and gives you a mock frown, "Oi, don’t laugh, that was really embarrassing earlier! Everyone heard!" 

. "So what?” You purr, dipping your hand into his boxers. “Let them hear!”

Sanji

. Sanji is washing the plates after dinner when you round the table and come to stand beside him.

. “Ne, Sanji-Kun, Dinner was really good!” You tell him, your hand ghosting down his back to his butt, giving him a small slap. “Can I have you for dessert?”  

. You step back as the torrent of blood erupts from his nose, his eyes bursting will little hearts at your words. 

. The crew members that remained at the tabled after dinner - Luffy, Nami, Robin and Usopp- look up. Robin covers her mouth to hide a giggle, Nami smirks and Usopp looks away with a blush.

. “Oi, Name! What did you say about dessert!” Luffy demands, a pout on his face as he turns to look at Sanji. “Sanji! I want dessert too!”

. “Sanji-kun can make pudding for us later,” Nami says, a look of amusement on her face as she pat’s Luffys hand. “Hes got other things to do now.”

. You take the still swooning cook by the hand, pulling him along behind you out of the kitchen, muffling Luffys protests.

. Once you reach your room Sanji snaps out of it, his cheeks still red, but hes grinning.

. “Do you really want me for dessert, name-chwan?” He asks, gently placing his hands on your hips, pulling you towards him.

. “Definitely,” you say, smiling as to push him down on to the bed.

. You slowly unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his chest, a wicked grin on your face “Now, where shall I taste first?”

Coby

. Coby is giving orders when you walk over to him.

. The marines assembled in front of him all salute and turn to begin whatever objectives he has just set out for them, but all of them stop, their heads turned back when they hear the slap.

. Coby freezes in place, goes completely rigid when he feels your hand on his ass.

. His face goes the same shade as his hair, quickly darkening till he looks like a tomato.

. To his left Helmeppo snorts back a laugh and you can see some of the other marines trying to hold back their laughter, looking away with tears in their eyes.

. “Are you my orders Captain?” You question, face placid as he stutters and stammers, too embarrassed to form any coherent words. “I’m more than happy to do you.”

. Coby grabs your wrist and drags you away, stopping only when he knows the two of you are alone.

. He turns to you, drags his hands down his face, completely out of his depth and let’s out a groan.

. “Name-San! What were you thinking?” He asks, looking both defeated and mortified. “You can’t do things like that in front of the crew.”

. “Things like what?” You ask, smiling sweetly.

. “You.. you,” he tries but cant bring himself to say it. He puts his hands over his face again and let’s out a sigh.

. You take his wrists and pull his hands away, pressing a light kiss to his lips which once again increases the intensity of his blush

. “We cant do this here, Name-San!” He tells you, already leaning in to your next kiss.

. When you pull away you smile “Then you should order me to your quarters, Captain. Otherwise the crew is in for quite a show.”

. You see his internal debate. He wants to do all the things he knows you’re thinking about, but if the two of you disappear then the whole crew will know.

. Hes so embarrassed.

. Ultimately though Coby knows what’s going to happen, so when you drag him back to his room and start trailing kisses all over him, he resigns himself to the thought that the whole crew know what’s happening.

Ehhh,pretty much 😭

Rereading Marineford kind of takes the emotional impact out of it for me for the dumbest reason. Like that lower panel in the second page shows Akainu is legit surprised that Ace took such low-effort bait and just went "I know some of my loved ones have died so I can escape but this man talked shit about my dad"

Like I'm imagining Akainu having an after-work drink during the timeskip and he's just chuckling about it with some of his colleagues. "So then, get this, the fucker actually turned around, KNOWING he couldn't defeat me, all because of some shit-talking and banter. I still can't believe it, fisting that kid's chest was the easiest promotion I've ever gotten"

When you want to be cute and violent, don't choose - be both

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by centurii-chan@CenturiiC

Henry VIII’s Horned Helmet, c.1511-1514

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Rosinante was a bit camera shy on his special day🌹📸🩷

😆OH MY GOD😆

The story of how I died... Did you tho Sabo?

This has been live on IG and TT for a few days but I kept forgetting to upload it here, tho I know Tumblr hates videos haha. Anyway, Tiktok likes it a lot so maybe you will too!

💕Touching my heart💕

Just come up with some thought, brothers Kinai&Sitka&Denahi give me the same kind of vibe as ASL brothers.

But what if…

Sitka as Ace, Kinai as Luffy and Sabo as Denahi

I really will keep that in mind

Remind!! The art is not mine!! I searching author, but can’t find them, if you know please send in reply or any other way, after what I add the link and mentioned them!! (The first art) /the art was uploaded to my phone, but… that’s was really some time ago so…/

The second and third art come from official Disney and the last one from official One piece manga (as I know)

!! Though idea of au is come from my mind