Fun Little Update On Moi Pt1

Fun Little Update on Moi pt1

In a Superior Mood (how tf do I trademark this, pls help)

Will watch all the Monster High movies

Unfortunately my final form, which is when I am most powerful and in my bitchiest mood, can only be witnessed at night after listening to edit audios and pretending I am in an edit

Honestly though, we ought to acknowledge Alice’s love for Bella. Like, even in smeyer’s twisted canon, we see the platonic sisterly love that is shared. In NM, when Alice saw Bella jump from the cliff, she went straight back to Forks without hesitation. She left the man she’s loved and lived with for decades to help and/or mourn the best friend she’s only known for a few months. Ultimate chicks-before-dicks energy right there. If Edward’s dumbass hadn’t gone off to Volterra instead of fucking fact checking like he should have, Alice would have singlehandedly dragged her family by their ears and hair (besides Emmy) back to Forks and their human, clumsy, little sister.

Weasley Twins Supremacy!

(Yeah that’s the post)

Edward Cullen and Eric Yorkie would be low-key besties primarily for their similar interests in under appreciated bugs.

Edward: *sighing* Oh, a snail... effervescent

Eric: *giggling and confused* it’s a fucking worm, right over there with the snail.

My fellow Jasperella, Bellsper, Jella, Jasper/Bella, Bella/Jasper or whatever-else-you-might-call-them shippers, we need to step up our game. I demand someone write me a fic! I need angst, fluff, smut and a happy ending! And for the love of fuck, do not make Jasper appreciate or fondly remember his Conferderate background, it’s gross 🤢!!!! I demand GROWTH!!!!

I’m currently working on a fic like this but I don’t know how to do anything but write. Wtf is a beta read?

If I do in fact know what I’m doing, can someone please tell what exactly that is?