^^ALSO Also, Edward Was Constantly Bitching And Moaning About How Its Safer For Bella If He Wasnt Around

^^ALSO also, Edward was constantly bitching and moaning about how it’s safer for Bella if he wasn’t around and was always talking about leaving her (and actually fucking doing it). Bella said so herself multiple times that she thought that vampirism was the only way she and Edward could be together forever. Like, I’m sure she would’ve brought it up eventually, but imagine how long she could’ve enjoyed her human life and been less anxious about her relationship with Edward if he wasn’t constantly hiking up her insecurities about them.

not being funny but was it EVER a choice for Bella to become a vampire? Edward was constantly reminding her of how human she is and how vampires simply thirst for her blood and then, after Italy especially, it was a choice between becoming a vampire or dying at the hands of the Volturi. it was "become a vampire or die" either way. Edward fucked up going to Italy bc Aro read his thoughts and relationship and would have gone after Bella anyway!!! it was hobsons choice - there was only ever one real choice, join the cullens or die.

Lmfao, the chaos twins before Bella!

Emmett, in a high voice and holding a Barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Alice, in a low voice and holding Ken: Nonsense Barbie, you are staying home and having my kids.

Edward: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Alice: playing systemic oppression.

you know a fanfic author is new to smut when they write the steamiest foreplay known to man…

then have the actual sex be the most vanilla shit ever

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

Fam, I’m not even lying

I have a scar on the length of my thumb cuz my dumbass tried to pry open a crab leg with my bare hands and am stupid

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

Guys, I need to know how to create a master list. If someone knows how to do that and sees this

PLEASE HELP ME

Thx bby