Wilbur Having A Meltdown Over Zoo Tycoon

Wilbur having a meltdown over zoo tycoon

I just want one Tommyinnit stream. It doesn’t even have to be lore. Please he can’t just give us regular streams then rip it from us.

This is too good not to reblog

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

Tommy 3 hour stream pog?

Notice how Wilbur puts himself above Tubbo

Yes that’s true but also he didn’t need a trial he got caught in 4K by like the whole server in the act and has fully confessed to his crimes multiple times. However with a case like Tommy’s blowing up George’s house there wasn’t much canonical evidence and at first Tommy wasn’t confessing.

What People nor c!Wilbur seem to comprehend is that c!Dream isn't in prison bc he did crimes, he is in the prison cuz he is a tool that cant be Just be wasted. The other option was death, Dream chose being kept in the vault as a tool over death. He isn't a prisoner, he isn't someone, he is a tool. He is something that is pretending to be someone, this arc is exactly about his dehumanization. There was no trial cuz they didn't need one if he is not a person