Alright We Just Had Our D&d Today And Ill Tell You How It Went-

Alright we just had our d&d today and I’ll tell you how it went-

We introduced our characters and the kids who were already in our club just watched us judging.

So we’re in a bar and this one kid in our group ask if he can check the place out with a spell or some shit and this other guy ask for another round of drinks for all of us

And me being me started a fight with this one npc and this one kid ,in group of older kids aka the ones who are in the experience group, throw his hands up and yelled that I was a bard

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These were all over one of my pmd gifs

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

I was digging around TF2 sound files and I thought these were pretty cute so I compiled them. Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a contract.

~‘Why can’t we be friends’  playing in the background~