This Is Why Asriel Doesnt Sleep In There When He Comes Home To Visit, Kris.

This is why Asriel doesn’t sleep in there when he comes home to visit, Kris.

Inspired by a tumblr post that I haven’t been able to find again

and yeah I know this doesn’t completely line up with canon don’t question it it’s a shitpost

AAARRRGGHH!!!ette to complete the trinity… 

Blinkette | Dicette 

@robot-scout FUCKING RAVAGE

goddamn could you imagine how much all the other assassins would fucking hate edward

hes like the only one who still had both parents, they just disowned him because he never listened to him

at the beginning of his game he straight up is murdering every templar with ease but not to help the assassins, he just wants to sell the observatory that badly

“oh boo hoo arno your girlfriend died how tragic. my fucking WIFE left me then, after giving birth to a kid she neglected to inform me about, died and you know what i fuckin did? i didnt cry about it i just remarried get the fuck over yourself”

“yeah haytham’s my son why” “he WHAT”

he, with ease, knows how to use every weapon handed to him and required no training for the wristblade or the rope dart

evie thought jacob was cocky oH HO HO wait til she meets edward “thanks mate comes naturally” kenway

also if they all keep their fighting styles edward would fuck everyone up with one move and then not tell them how he did that

can you imagine if ezio asked edward how he climbed so well and he just went “every finger’s a fish hook” like ezio would be tryin to climb with a fish hook glove

never misses when he throws his knife, it kills everyone, and he can just go pick it up afterwards

uses his eagle vision to find rocks

his mayan outfit deflects bullets. like really bitch did you really need that you have four guns its not like you cant do a countershot

the first “fuck picking locks im just gonna kick it”

like he’s literally

every time he does anything. illegally blonde.

Dog Dad and Wild Child

did you know that birds could smile?