floatybug - i am not here to be perceived
i am not here to be perceived

Personal blog/diary • random thoughs go here•they/them• statistically most xenogenders don’t know they’re xenogender but luckily I have the knowledge •pan

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10 months ago

nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know

Panel one: captioned "Age 2." Drawing of a very small Bill Cipher with tiny chubby limbs, an enormous shiny eye, and youthful innocence. He's saying, "I'm a trangle. An equilatalal tringle. The cutest troingle."
Panel two: captioned "Age 14." Bill Cipher, looking older but still with a slight youthful features (shiny eye, mildly rounded corners, thicker limbs) with his hands on his "hips" glancing off to the side defensively. He's saying, "The doc said I'm psychic because I can bend into the third dimension because I have... WEIRD geometry. So if equilateral and scalene and isosceles are separate sub-genders, is 'psychic' a sub-gender?  I feel like being psychic is a gender role. I'll fight you about it."
Panel three: captioned "Age 1,000,000,00..." Bill, now fully adult, wearing a bow tie, glowing, and floating in a blue void, looks deep in thought and a bit perturbed. He's thinking, "I think I feel like I'm. like. Slightly square too. I wouldn't call myself a square, if I had to pick one thing it would be triangle, I'm never NOT a triangle. But there's somethiiiinng squareish here. Like a full plate of triangle with a side dish of square. Simultaneously. I can't tell people this, being a triangle is my whole thing. Kryptos would be sooooo annoying about it if I said I feel slightly quadrilateral. What does it mean. How do you be a square in a triangular way. Or triangular in a square way?? I don't even know what I'm talking about. I should have talked—"
Panel four A: captioned "2500 BCE". Screenshot (now colored) from Gravity Falls of a (presumably Egyptian) pyramid sitting in the sand under the sun. Panel four B: close up on Bill, his eye turned into an exclamation point, hands raised in excitement, shouting "HOLY SH—" Panel four C: Bill, now with his typical brick-line pattern on the bottom half of his body, with his fists raised in the air and his feet kicked out chanting "BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS".
Panel five: captioned "2012". Screenshot from Gravity Falls of Bill depicted as a multi-tiered six-armed glowing-eyed black-bricked neon-grout pyramid floating in front of the interdimensional rift, with large text scrawled behind him saying "GENDER EUPHORIA". Second caption: "And then he died."

of course he has gold bricks and pronouns


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10 months ago
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics
Out Of Context Donald Duck Comics

Out of Context Donald Duck comics

11 months ago

sitting here the day before halloween and thinking about hellboy

you spend your whole life having people who don't respect you tell you who you're supposed to be

acting contrary to their expectations for decades on end and they still call you the wrong name, tell you that you can't avoid being what they say you are

the only way to convince them otherwise is to painfully snap your own horns off right in front of them

if that ain't gender baby i don't know what is

11 months ago
RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RI

RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RI

11 months ago
#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster
#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster
#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster
#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster
#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster
#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster

#MyBestFriendIsARainbowMonster

11 months ago
Check Out The Cowboy-wizard Hat I Made!

check out the cowboy-wizard hat i made!

11 months ago

from the creator

hi again. I’m moving out of a transphobic deeply abusive household in September and unfortunately that’s not the end of my troubles so I’d appreciate a listen. I’m dealing with the incoming threat of student loans, no longer being on my parents insurance (for important medication) and I’m a graphic design and animation major so my job prospects for something that could handle all this is…none! None really. I’m nonstop applying to jobs but nothings really working.

but!!! I have! On kofi! Amazing rewards and updates! One time donations go low as 2$ and for a monthly subscription they are 5$! You can see amazing stuff like updates on concept art, writing, puppets, and animations for our upcoming horror project!

From The Creator
From The Creator
From The Creator

I would greatly appreciate you sharing this around. I’m going to get a like non industry job when I move up to help with rent but It just. Will not be enough. Even if I get two jobs it won’t be enough. So I’m begging for you to at least share this around and if you even consider becoming a member it means a lot to me


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11 months ago

finally realized what's been cracking me up about the wording of "Bill Cipher has somehow managed to write a book," and it's that I read it with the exact same inflection and urgent tone as I hear "it looks like Bill's gotten... a gun"

11 months ago

you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again

11 months ago

I want more people to know that while the Palestine Olympic team consists of only 8 athletes, at least 69 Palestinian Olympic athletes have been killed since October 2023. This includes athletes who were going to compete in these games and retired athletes such as Majed Abu Maraheel, the first Palestinian Olympian, who died of kidney failure in a refugee camp product of lack of medical treatment.

Remember them during these games.

11 months ago
Since 2022, Russians Have Killed Over 450 Ukrainian Athletes.

Since 2022, russians have killed over 450 Ukrainian athletes.

11 months ago
Posters For National Theater Of Korea's Production Of Macbeth, Designed By Yuni Yoshida And Photographed
Posters For National Theater Of Korea's Production Of Macbeth, Designed By Yuni Yoshida And Photographed

Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

11 months ago

another fucking bird in my house

11 months ago
Okay Okay Okayokayokay So I Had A Really Great Time At The Con (more Pictures Will Come Dw) BUT THE BEST
Okay Okay Okayokayokay So I Had A Really Great Time At The Con (more Pictures Will Come Dw) BUT THE BEST
Okay Okay Okayokayokay So I Had A Really Great Time At The Con (more Pictures Will Come Dw) BUT THE BEST
Okay Okay Okayokayokay So I Had A Really Great Time At The Con (more Pictures Will Come Dw) BUT THE BEST

okay okay okayokayokay so i had a really great time at the con (more pictures will come dw) BUT THE BEST PART BY FAR was meeting these two wonderful followers who were so sweet and MADE. THIS LIL LETHE DOLL based off the main character in that book i wrote AND I'M SO AAAAA they loved Unbecoming and I'm really just so happy that anyone does but THIS!!! THIS?!?!!!

IF THIS IS YOU PLEASE REPLY! HELLO! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

11 months ago
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People
Assorted Cool Cosplays From Manchester Megacon Today! So Many Great Outfits And Lovely People

assorted cool cosplays from Manchester Megacon today! so many great outfits and lovely people <3

11 months ago
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,
More Con Photos, Including Of The Wonderful Stall Owners We Met! If This Is You Or Someone You Know,

more con photos, including of the wonderful stall owners we met! if this is you or someone you know, thanks for making it a lovely day!

11 months ago

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

11 months ago
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups
My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups

my favorite customer service slip ups

11 months ago
floatybug - i am not here to be perceived
11 months ago

vetted fundraisers from today. please continue to give support to families like these in whatever capacities you can, they are suffering such unfathomable deprivation and grief.

july 18th:

Safaa, her husband, their baby son Amir, and Safaa's parents, who both urgently need medical treatment ($1,086/$75,000) - @safaamiroo, verified by @/90-ghost

Amira Alanqar, her two siblings, and their mother, who needs treatment for diabetes (Amira is solely responsible for her family after the loss of their father) (€14,484/€20,000) - @amira-world, verified by @/nabulsi

Ashraf Alanqar, his wife Widad Issa, and their little son Bakr (€8,974/€30,000) - @ashraf-family, verified by @/90-ghost

Wafaa Alnhal's family of 15, including four young children and a newborn (the family has already lost multiple members, including Wafaa's sister and teenage niece) (€34,690/€50,000) - @wafa-nahll, #171 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet

Widow Hadeel Abu Jiab and her family of 12, including three young children (Najwa who was orphaned, Samira who needs treatment for vision problems, and Almas who is in severe shock) and Hadeel's injured mother and brother (€2,814/€20,000) - @palestinianhadeel, verified by @/90-ghost

Salahaldin Hor, his wife Sundus, and their three young daughters, two of whom have been injured (€1,946/€40,000) - @salahaldinhor, verified by @/90-ghost

Islam Al-Najjar and his family (€15/€30,000) - @islamgazaaccount2, verified by @/90-ghost

The Ayyad family of eight, including a sick child who needs treatment to save her sight (CHF3,753/CHF60,000) - @basel-1995, @amanyayyad, #214 on @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein's spreadsheet

Mohammed Atallah (needs urgent surgery after being shot with an explosive bullet) and his family of 11, including a toddler and a newborn (€3,205/€82,000) - @mohammed-atallah, verified by @/90-ghost

Ola Ahel, her four siblings, and their parents ($7,308/$20,000) - @olagaza, #205 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet

Yousef, a toddler who needs lifesaving treatment for a severe blood disease, and his parents (€4,080/€25,000) - @dima96yousef, verified by @/90-ghost

Nour Ashour, her husband, and their two little children, including Muhammad, who needs continuous treatment for disabilities relating to birth asphyxia (£55/£80,000) - @nourashour33, verified by @/90-ghost

Hala Daoud (needs vital treatment for multiple sclerosis) and her three children (€180/€17,000) - verified by @/frostedforestfairy (contact for more details)

Helping Tawfik Satoom continue his education ($902/$20,000) - @tawfiksatooom, #238 on the operation olive branch spreadsheet

Ahmed Alanqar, his wife Dina, and their four young children, one a newborn (€31,345/€35,000) - @ahmedabuyamin, #174 on @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein's spreadsheet

Helping Siraj Abudayeh, his wife, and their three young children rebuild their treasured home ($6,972 CAD/$82,000 CAD) - @siraj2024, #219 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet

Shimaa, her husband Abdel, and their little daughter Juri (€386/€50,000) - @shimaashaban22, @abdelmutei, verified by @/90-ghost

5-year-old Nour, her three sisters (all suffering from malnutrition), their parents, and their grandmother ($373/$25,000) - @nourbader2019, verified by @/90-ghost

not yet vetted:

Salem Anqar, his wife Hadeel, their two little children, Salim's five siblings (three of whom are children), and their chronically ill parents (kr1,022 SEK/kr990,000) - @salemanqar

Mohammed Ayyad and his family of seven, five of whom are children (Mohammed lost his mother when she was not able to evacuate for medical care) (€11,473/€35,000) - @mohammedayyad

The Eleyan family of 18, including eight children, one a newborn (€3,185/€50,000)

Doctor Mohammed Shurrab, his wife, their child, and ten extended family members (€435/€100,000) - @684599

a small amount of your time and effort can have an immeasurable impact. please don't scroll past without engaging in some way, it really makes a difference

11 months ago
The Truth ByTY
The Truth ByTY

the truth by TY杨羊羊

11 months ago
Girl Photographed By Hugh Magnum C. 1909

Girl photographed by Hugh Magnum c. 1909

Magnum’s photographs are notable for their informality, which was unusual for the period. I just adore the series of this girl, she’s such a beauty.