Am I A Little Disgusted With Myself? Maybe, But It Makes Wanting Hojo Even Hotter. Oh How Id Love To

Am I a little disgusted with myself? Maybe, but it makes wanting Hojo even hotter. Oh how I’d love to be one of Hojo’s favorite //willing// experiments, mostly human…on the outside at least. He loves how eager you are to be tested on, he’s turned you into a freak of nature. You could //maybe// be as strong as Sephiroth if you train hard enough and continue his testing, at least that’s what Hojo tells you. He’s impressed with how well you handle his experiments, pushing you to the brink of death at times but something just keeps you coming back oh so willingly.

The way he praises you and tells you that you’re “such a good girl” after putting you through literal hell drives you insane. He’s such a sick fuck, his dick is definitely hard while he’s twisting your insides around trying to do god knows what in there. Cause apparently “you don’t need that organ anymore”. You don’t question him much, when you did he’d simply tell you that you wouldn’t understand. No matter though, you’re air headed enough and just want power…besides you’re still alive aren’t you?

Something about those clammy hands and for fucks same why does he look so sweaty 95% of the time, on top of that he smells like a hospital room. In the same breath all of these things that kind of gross you out make you want to absolutely ravish the portion of his neck you see peeking out of his lab coat. Don’t think he doesn’t notice either. He can practically smell how aroused you are as he leans over to strap you down and preps you for his next round of testing.

After a certain point you don’t even hide it anymore, throwing your arms around Hojo’s neck and pressing against him in a disgustingly intimate hug whenever he calls you to his lab. Going as far as to even give him a kiss on the cheek. You’re practically humping Hojo’s leg. He doesn’t react very much to your touchiness, but will put a hand on your waist and greet you warmly(creepily). That man does brick up with each perfect exam, every successful experiment, and watching you test your capabilities. It makes him so hard because look at what he’s created.

Desperately wants you to breed with Sephiroth and almost cums in his pants when he finds out just how close the two of you have gotten. Despite being with Sephiroth you can’t keep yourself off of Hojo either. Having Sephiroth practically snatch you up by the back of your neck because “why are you touching him like that”. Oh he’s very disgusted, but he knew just how down bad you were for Hojo before you got together. Can’t help yourself from mentioning how you feel as though Sephiroth and Hojo resemble each other while Sephiroth is balls deep in you. He’s definitely mad about it, but he’s going to cum in you anyway and fuck you until you’re not thinking about Hojo.

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Tbh I don’t have any words for myself besides extra down bad

I dunno, just a funny little scenario that played out in my mind though I couldn’t translate it to words very well. It’s written so I’ll post it. I really like the idea of Sephiroth being the sweetest Yandere in the world. Like yea a little property destruction and harm to others, but he’d never hurt you. He just loves you so so so much, poor baby gets overloaded with emotions.

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You roll over, tucking yourself into the blanket, letting out a long sigh. “Get out.” You say almost a little too sweetly. It’s hard to hold your composure after he’s completely ravished your body.

“Really?” He questions, walking around to the other side of the bed to make eye contact with you. “You can’t possibly still be upset, I just wanted to make sure you were safe.”

Pouting. Of course he’s fucking pouting, gods you could just go back to riding that pretty face of his. But fuck this is exactly how you ended up in this situation. 20+ missed calls and lord knows how many texts confessing love, anger, plus death threats for whomever you’re with next.

If we’re being honest, you absolutely love that THE Sephiroth is obsessed with you. That Sephiroth is in love with you at all is amazing to you because you love him but-Did you expect him to be a stalker? No. Did you expect 12am arguments because he’s suspicious of other men(insecure but he won’t own it this early)? Nope. Did you expect him to bust in and almost ruin you and Tseng’s mission because he’s sure Tseng has feelings for you? Absolutely fucking not. This man even accused Angeal of looking at you the “wrong” way. He’s never looked your way again.

“Don’t ignore me y/n.”

Pulling yourself back to the conversation at hand you finally look Sephiroth in his eyes. “You know you’re an absolute loose cannon right? A ticking time bomb really.” You say, narrowing your eyes at him. “You kicked down my front door, yes I want you out.”

Making his way into bed regardless of your weak attempts of pushing him back and your even weaker portrayal of being mad at him cause him to chuckle. Sephiroth wraps his arms around you, pulling you in close and peppering you in kisses. “Y/N, my love, you should’ve taken that into consideration before you fucked me. Besides, you know I’m not going anywhere. You’re supposed to show me what forever truly means.”

**just me again because I just cannot shake these thoughts of Laguna, he also deserves SOMETHING. Could never find any other xReaders with Laguna so if anyone knows any...tell me please.**

NSFW HC's Laguna Loire

-One thing about Laguna is that he's VERY vocal. This man moans a lot, you almost couldn't believe he wasn't faking it. Loves saying your name over and over again.

-Can be fairly loud from time to time. Mostly when you've both been too busy and haven't had sex in a while, so while he's cuming in you he has no problem vocalizing his pleasure.

-He's a lover, likes to take his time with you. Loves the way you react to his gentle touches and his kisses that just trail everywhere. Sometimes gets lost kissing all over your body but the way you taste just drives him crazy.

-Laguna usually doesn't skip a chance to give you head, unless it's a quickie. Loves driving you crazy with his tongue. Make sure you run your hands through his hair and definitely don't forget to tug, that'll definitely encourage him to make you cum over and over again. Won't stop when you cum, WILL chase you off of the bed if you try to get away.

-Sure he's a love maker but there's a 50/50 chance you'll end up getting your brains fucked out. Will completely over stimulate you, he loves it when you go senseless and all you can do is cling to him.

-Grabs your face and demands you look him in the eyes while you cum. You better do it, cause he won't let you cum unless you listen.

-"Be good and obey, then I'll give you everything you want." Loves giving out commands, will definitely take complete control over you. Will edge you to the Island of Hell if you don't listen. Won't even give you his cum because "You don't deserve a reward."

-Please, deep throat this man's cock, he deserves it. He needs it. Will fuck your face if you let him, he loves the way you choke on his length. He especially loves to see the drool dripping down your chin. Your so beautiful like this to him.

-Always wants to cum in you, doesn't necessarily matter where to him. He just wants the pleasure of filling you up with everything he has to offer. When he comes on you his favorite place is your chest/stomach. Laguna just wants to make a trail down your body then examine his handy work.

-Big on aftercare, there's never a time that he doesn't make sure your taken care of after sex. Don't even think about rolling away from him, he's going to cuddle the fuck out of you the whole night. Might wake up for another round, who knew that man had this kind of stamina.

One of the cutest things I’ve seen written is the reader who loves to cook and a thought that helps me get through meals that feel like they take centuries long to finish. anyways, I guess here’s this little thought.

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During their last exam Hojo couldn’t help but notice something a bit different about Sephiroth, but after taking his weight he finally put his finger on it. “Are you eating more? Your weight typically doesn’t fluctuate.” More so stating than asking Sephiroth looks down on himself almost self consciously.

Of course he’s still his usual muscular self, but I guess you could says he’s bulked up. He has been eating more but that’s because you love to cook. Making random dishes you come across, or dishes you’ve grown up with and want him to taste. Sephiroth relishes in this considering he’s grown up off of military rations, given he would have some of Angeal’s cooking from time to time, he’s never been too spoiled to home cooked meals.

Hell this man would rarely eat anything, usually eating just once throughout the day. Staring at you in confusion the first time you asked him if he ate for the day. Of course he hadn’t, he doesn’t have the time to feed himself. Somehow you still make time to do so though, making enough for him as well. Never too sure how much he eats, you usually make him a larger serving, considering he finishes the food every time you never saw it as a problem either. Taking pride in the fact that he would pout the days you didn’t have time to make him lunch, practically getting him out of the habit of eating company meals all together.

Later that day while eating dinner together he’ll mention that maybe you’re feeding too much. Joking that Hojo is worried about him losing his figure. He definitely doesn’t want you to stop, every meal that you make him warms his heart.

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After thought?

The thought also stems from crisis core and I’m a bit addicted to feeding my bf. That scene where Angeal comments on Sephiroth’s weight also has stuck in my mind quite a bit. It would be so devastating to watch him go from eating anything you make him to barely eating so much he drops in weight. Imagine if something happens to you? He may never eat again.

😭😭the best parody I’ve ever seen

We need someone to reenact Hojo telling Genesis that Loveless is “pure drivel” but with this energy

...What did Hojo put in the water today?

Don't make me tap the sign video.