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We got a little cabin fever and watched Crisis Core
if the church had a boombox im sure theyd be dancing all the time
yup sephiroth definitely had something to do with pushing cloud over the edge
Okay got around to making my unhinged scale this should be a good way to tell how far you need to push your blorbo until they lose it. Left room so y'all can annotate it
this is a genesis slander post
ASGZC (is there an order it’s supposed to go in??) playing monopoly.
who wins?
who flips the table??
Things That Happen During Monopoly
• Angeal is elected the banker at the start of the game because he's the most responsible. Angeal then proceeds to miscount the money and acquiring an incomprehensible wealth that he refuses to part with.
Angeal: I never miscount money. I'm excellent at math. This distribution is as fair as it could be.
Cloud: I literally only have $1.
Angeal: Your poverty isn't my problem.
• Genesis has rolled "Go to jail" every turn so far and the board is looking very flippable. Sephiroth finds his misery hilarious.
• Sephiroth doesn't believe in paying rent.
Zack: Sephiroth, this isn't fair! You're using my property, you have to pay the fee!
Sephiroth: By charging me money for a place to live, you're perpetuating the cycle of wealth inequality and profiting off of my misfortune. It's a wretched world we live in, where those with wealth continue to accumulate more while the poor struggle to get by on their honest salaries.
Zack: IT'S MONOPOLY MONEY.
• Someone lost the dog token so Angeal spends 10 minutes ranting about how they're all irresponsible, failing to notice that Sephiroth has it on top of his little house.
• Angeal bankrupts Genesis, who spends the next 8 minutes cursing Angeal's bloodline and threatening to sue him IRL.
• Genesis lands in jail again. He is unfortunately broke, so he has to stay in jail.
Genesis: I don't understand! Where are all the get out of jail free cards??
Sephiroth: I wouldn't know.
• Sephiroth is hoarding them all in the pockets of his coat.
• Zack is hoarding houses so no one else can buy them.
• Cloud is watching Angeal actively steal money from the bank, but no one is doing anything because Genesis is looking for the get out of jail cards and Zack and Sephiroth are having a bidding war that's starting to sound more like an argument.
• Genesis sees a get out of jail card fall from Sephiroth's pocket.
• Genesis flips the board.
• Game over.
Final Fantasy 7/Crisis Core As Onion Headlines
8 for sure
Feeling 5 today, how 'bout you?
🎀"I waited and waited for a letter... that never came."💌
Here's a 2017 Zerith artwork of mine, Aerith and Zack's story always gives me the feels and I can't wait to see them reunite in Rebirth! 💖
🎖️"Hey, would you say I became a hero?"🐶
Some Zack facial expressions I drew in 2017! He's so cool, I need to draw him again soon! 😊💕
🥇"So what if it looks hopeless? If it were me, I still wouldn't give up."
Here's our fearless, lovable Zack to brighten up your weekend! 😎🔥
I've always been a fan of the "Zack Lives" AU and seeing my dream come true in the remake fills me with anticipation! Can't wait to see more of him in Rebirth! 👏✨
I was going through one of my old art folders when I decided this pic was worthy of being re-uploaded! 🎃💕
I figured Zack and Cissnei could show up at a Shinra Halloween Party dressed as Scarlet and Heidegger, since they're one of the scariest duos around! 🤣
Shinra decides to promote their soldier program by having the firsts do a car wash. Wet tiddies for days.
• Sephiroth completely misunderstands the assignment, as this is the first time he's being tasked by Shinra to do something that doesn't involve battle or an insane amount of paperwork. He's eager to perform well and wash the cars professionally.
• Genesis, instead of scrubbing, is showing off his body and posing for his fans. Sephiroth is unsatisfied with his performance. Sephiroth sprays him with the hose.
• Angeal is really confused by the gawking and staring....? He's just trying to do his job and wash the car properly, and it's hot outside! He has to keep his shirt off. The sight of Angeal's golden skin and abs exposed to the glistening sunlight makes people go wild. He stops his scrubbing for 0.4 seconds to wave to his fans. Sephiroth sees that he stopped working. Sephiroth sprays him with the hose.
• Angeal confiscates the hose from Sephiroth and hands into Zack instead.
• Zack loves hose duty! Now he can have loads of fun spraying the fans and cooling them down.
• Sephiroth diligently scrubs a car's driver side window. Two seconds later Genesis appears and draws a heart in the soap suds to flirt with the driver. Sephiroth sees that Genesis has besmirched the window he just cleaned. Sephiroth is enraged.
• Zack accidentally sprays water directly into a car. Angeal rushes over and takes the hose from him—can he not trust anyone with the hose? Fine, he'll take hose duty.
• Angeal looks over and Sephiroth is in the process of lecturing Genesis on his poor work ethic and lack of consideration for their car wash.
• Angeal thinks Sephiroth has to loosen up a bit, so he sprays him with the hose.
• Sephiroth sees this as an act of defiance and tries to grab the hose from Angeal. Angeal passes it to Genesis. The three of them are now getting 0 work done and are instead chasing each other around trying to keep the hose away from each other.
• Lazard shows up to see how it's going, he sees Zack washing the cars alone and using a water spell to rinse the vehicles.
Lazard: Where's the hose?
Zack: I'm meeting up with them later.
Lazard:
During a mission with Genesis and Zack, Sephiroth got hit (Genesis was the one who throw it) by a time materia and turn into Babyroth but he still has his memories. Zack and Genesis was cooing and teasing about how adorable their General is until Babyroth flashes them his very, very sharp set of teeth.
Uh oh.
Zack and Genesis are panicking as they rush back to the headquarters with babyroth, unfortunately Angeal sees them.
Angeal: Guys, WHY do you have a baby??
Zack: Uhh....good question! Isn't that a good question, Genesis? Wouldn't you like to answer his question?
Genesis: Zack and I fell in love, eloped and have adopted a child.
Zack: WHAT?
*Angeal faints*
Zack: ANGEAL!
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Genesis left baby Sephiroth in a play pen in his office while Angeal beats his ass, Cloud comes by looking for Genesis and stumbles upon the baby
Cloud: Aww, cute kid! Are you in here all alone?
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Don't worry, I'll watch over you.
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Come to think, you look a little bit like Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Oh my god blink twice if you're Sephiroth.
*Sephiroth blinks twice*
Cloud remembers a spell from the materia training Genesis has been putting him through, he then uses it to turn Sephiroth back to normal.
Sephiroth: That was a dreadful experience. My parents were Genesis and Zack.
Cloud: At least you had parents this time.
Sephiroth: ...........
Shinra decides to promote their soldier program by having the firsts do a car wash. Wet tiddies for days.
• Sephiroth completely misunderstands the assignment, as this is the first time he's being tasked by Shinra to do something that doesn't involve battle or an insane amount of paperwork. He's eager to perform well and wash the cars professionally.
• Genesis, instead of scrubbing, is showing off his body and posing for his fans. Sephiroth is unsatisfied with his performance. Sephiroth sprays him with the hose.
• Angeal is really confused by the gawking and staring....? He's just trying to do his job and wash the car properly, and it's hot outside! He has to keep his shirt off. The sight of Angeal's golden skin and abs exposed to the glistening sunlight makes people go wild. He stops his scrubbing for 0.4 seconds to wave to his fans. Sephiroth sees that he stopped working. Sephiroth sprays him with the hose.
• Angeal confiscates the hose from Sephiroth and hands into Zack instead.
• Zack loves hose duty! Now he can have loads of fun spraying the fans and cooling them down.
• Sephiroth diligently scrubs a car's driver side window. Two seconds later Genesis appears and draws a heart in the soap suds to flirt with the driver. Sephiroth sees that Genesis has besmirched the window he just cleaned. Sephiroth is enraged.
• Zack accidentally sprays water directly into a car. Angeal rushes over and takes the hose from him—can he not trust anyone with the hose? Fine, he'll take hose duty.
• Angeal looks over and Sephiroth is in the process of lecturing Genesis on his poor work ethic and lack of consideration for their car wash.
• Angeal thinks Sephiroth has to loosen up a bit, so he sprays him with the hose.
• Sephiroth sees this as an act of defiance and tries to grab the hose from Angeal. Angeal passes it to Genesis. The three of them are now getting 0 work done and are instead chasing each other around trying to keep the hose away from each other.
• Lazard shows up to see how it's going, he sees Zack washing the cars alone and using a water spell to rinse the vehicles.
Lazard: Where's the hose?
Zack: I'm meeting up with them later.
Lazard:
During a mission with Genesis and Zack, Sephiroth got hit (Genesis was the one who throw it) by a time materia and turn into Babyroth but he still has his memories. Zack and Genesis was cooing and teasing about how adorable their General is until Babyroth flashes them his very, very sharp set of teeth.
Uh oh.
Zack and Genesis are panicking as they rush back to the headquarters with babyroth, unfortunately Angeal sees them.
Angeal: Guys, WHY do you have a baby??
Zack: Uhh....good question! Isn't that a good question, Genesis? Wouldn't you like to answer his question?
Genesis: Zack and I fell in love, eloped and have adopted a child.
Zack: WHAT?
*Angeal faints*
Zack: ANGEAL!
-
Genesis left baby Sephiroth in a play pen in his office while Angeal beats his ass, Cloud comes by looking for Genesis and stumbles upon the baby
Cloud: Aww, cute kid! Are you in here all alone?
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Don't worry, I'll watch over you.
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Come to think, you look a little bit like Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Oh my god blink twice if you're Sephiroth.
*Sephiroth blinks twice*
Cloud remembers a spell from the materia training Genesis has been putting him through, he then uses it to turn Sephiroth back to normal.
Sephiroth: That was a dreadful experience. My parents were Genesis and Zack.
Cloud: At least you had parents this time.
Sephiroth: ...........
Am I a little disgusted with myself? Maybe, but it makes wanting Hojo even hotter. Oh how I’d love to be one of Hojo’s favorite //willing// experiments, mostly human…on the outside at least. He loves how eager you are to be tested on, he’s turned you into a freak of nature. You could //maybe// be as strong as Sephiroth if you train hard enough and continue his testing, at least that’s what Hojo tells you. He’s impressed with how well you handle his experiments, pushing you to the brink of death at times but something just keeps you coming back oh so willingly.
The way he praises you and tells you that you’re “such a good girl” after putting you through literal hell drives you insane. He’s such a sick fuck, his dick is definitely hard while he’s twisting your insides around trying to do god knows what in there. Cause apparently “you don’t need that organ anymore”. You don’t question him much, when you did he’d simply tell you that you wouldn’t understand. No matter though, you’re air headed enough and just want power…besides you’re still alive aren’t you?
Something about those clammy hands and for fucks same why does he look so sweaty 95% of the time, on top of that he smells like a hospital room. In the same breath all of these things that kind of gross you out make you want to absolutely ravish the portion of his neck you see peeking out of his lab coat. Don’t think he doesn’t notice either. He can practically smell how aroused you are as he leans over to strap you down and preps you for his next round of testing.
After a certain point you don’t even hide it anymore, throwing your arms around Hojo’s neck and pressing against him in a disgustingly intimate hug whenever he calls you to his lab. Going as far as to even give him a kiss on the cheek. You’re practically humping Hojo’s leg. He doesn’t react very much to your touchiness, but will put a hand on your waist and greet you warmly(creepily). That man does brick up with each perfect exam, every successful experiment, and watching you test your capabilities. It makes him so hard because look at what he’s created.
Desperately wants you to breed with Sephiroth and almost cums in his pants when he finds out just how close the two of you have gotten. Despite being with Sephiroth you can’t keep yourself off of Hojo either. Having Sephiroth practically snatch you up by the back of your neck because “why are you touching him like that”. Oh he’s very disgusted, but he knew just how down bad you were for Hojo before you got together. Can’t help yourself from mentioning how you feel as though Sephiroth and Hojo resemble each other while Sephiroth is balls deep in you. He’s definitely mad about it, but he’s going to cum in you anyway and fuck you until you’re not thinking about Hojo.
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Tbh I don’t have any words for myself besides extra down bad
Minors, DNI, Do not interact.
Okay so now that I finally know how to hyperlink things on here I can make a more organized master list of shit. It’s crazy what you can accomplish when you use your eyes.
This masterlist will consist of anything that's on going. As well as masterlists to anything finished/drabbles+hcs
Most of what I write is GN. Some nsfw is female!reader. I'll label what is gn for nsfw, but it's safe to assume everything else is gn.
GenesisxReaderxTseng + Angeal and Sephiroth x Reader:
Misconduct Chapter 1
Misconduct Chapter 2
Misconduct Chapter 3
Misconduct Misc:
Spoiler 1: The tub?
TsengxReader:
Dead LanguagesPart1 > rewriting entirely. Read at own risk. It's ass and the wrong version, didn't notice until I started part 2
Sephiroth x Reader:
Made For You Part 1 > part 2 will be done around the beginning of October
FF7-1 Hc's/Drabbles
FF8
Day in and day out I think about Hojo telling Genesis that Loveless is “pure drivel”
Play fighting with any of these guys can either be really fun or a traumatic experience.
Just a few play fighting hc’s
AGSZC+Hojo
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Zack
Immediately catches on to your antics and “fights” back, also always starts a fight with you
Will definitely lift you up and toss you over his shoulder
Lets you win sometimes unless you start shit talking, will start a new round for your transgressions
Loves slamming you onto the bed or couch, absolutely takes advantage of the fact he can swing you around
He definitely knows a set or two (three) of wwe moves, can’t tell me otherwise
Will stop to make sure you’re okay after underestimating his strength, tossing you completely over the bed
Didn’t play fight with you for months after said incident ^^^^^
This boy has too much energy and is going to play with you until you’re wheezing
Will fight you any and everywhere
Angeal
Had to learn that despite him telling you a very very firm no you were going to climb him like a tree and attempt to secure a rear naked choke
Easily breaks free of any hold you manage to surprise him with (if you can get lucky enough to catch him off guard)
Caves in to your playfulness eventually but asks if you’re okay 45 million times because he can’t “hurt his baby”
Never lets you win but will prolong fights for your sake since you call him mean
Almost always ends in cuddles
Uses said cuddles as a tactic to end your assault. catching on you eventually make it your playful way of asking for cuddles
Only play fights with you in private but will occasionally do it in front of friends
Sephiroth
That man’s reflexes almost took your head off, looked at you with pure bewilderment the first time because “why do you want to hit me?”
Definitely has to get use to this form of playfulness but grows to like the amount of physical contact
On the rarest occasion he might playfully attack first, stopping whatever he was doing to play with you before casually going back about his business
Can get fed up pretty fast sometimes, will pin you down and ask “are you done now”
Memorizes any strategy you have against him (not that you ever win)
Has no idea what it even means to let you win, he’s undefeated. “you have to earn the title”
Only uses 2% of his strength when fighting you, you try to force him to use even more strength
Only play fights at home
Cloud
“What the hell are you doing?” Another bewildered look, he’s no fun right now
He’s not going to play with you…at first
Caves in after months of attempts, to your surprise he attacked you first
(He’s just hard ^)
Also likes the amount of physical contact because he’s touch starved
You thought this guy would let you win? No. Absolutely not—he’ll be damned. You know that boy loves to win.
Is definitely gonna go 3D Brawlers on you and 3 piece combo the shit out of you.
“Are you okay?” He’s smirking as he asks, as though he didn’t just leave you on the floor to die
Definitely only does this when it’s the just two of you
Hojo
Don’t even bother with this man. isn’t entertaining anything ever
Christ he’s an old man why are you trying to fight him anyways
Just wants you to get back in your pod “don’t make this more difficult than it has to be”
Slaps your hands away (kinda sassy) “I have work to do”
Are you supposed to care about his work when he only lets you out of your pod once a week? You’ve gotta enjoy this
Still touching him and refusing to get back in your pod, he sees clearly now you must want to breed
Genesis (The Rizzler)
Started play fighting with you first, he’s gotta see what positions he can contort you into for later
Also loves tossing you around, has to show you that his muscles aren’t just for show
The biggest show off of them all, isn’t going to let you win. not unless you sit on it
100% going to hunt you down for trying to slip in a shot, running away after you hit him
Likes holding you against him as all you can do is giggle and squirm
Almost always ends with you naked underneath him. I don’t make the rules, he’s gonna tickle you out of those drawers
Knows you want to fight before you know you want to fight
Will play with you in front of any of his friends and at home, also not very public about it.
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I call Genesis The Rizzler on a regular basis, you couldn’t even convince me his name is Genesis anymore
We never talk about Luxiere (if I spelled that right) and how much of a grimmey ass bitch he fuckin is. Funky goofy goober ass cunt of a bitch Lux is, I hate that boy for those emails