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The Next Stop After Putting Sephiroths Name In My Search Bar
The next stop after putting Sephiroth’s name in my search bar
Edit: crazy cause you’re probably gonna find Genesis there first
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man on a mission
The only reason I got into Undead Unluck, pls you can have a kidney. No you don’t have to ask, no you don’t have to need it. (I’m acting like Andy having his pecker flying about didn’t get me to read)
😭this is my first ask so not sure if I’m doing this right but hello and please, Sephiroth watching tik toks but it’s the exact same sound over numerous videos Genesis is absolutely fed up and just wants to read loveless in peace.
The sound is the chorus of Happy by Pharrell Williams.
*Sephiroth scrolls*
"Because I'm happy—"
*Sephiroth scrolls*
"Because I'm happy, clap along—"
*Sephiroth scrolls*
"Because I'm—"
*Sephiroth scrolls*
"Because I'm—"
*Sephiroth scrolls*
"Because I'm happy, clap along if you—"
*Genesis snaps his book shut*
Genesis: ENOUGH. What are you even watching!? What type of videos are under that sound??
Sephiroth: Cat videos.
Genesis: ASSDFGHDKDK
There is a monster mission in the slums. There is a strange creature in the tree that nobody has ever seen before and it’s scaring the residence. Someone dispatch of this strange monster? This is a soldier level threat. Maybe even the Turks can’t handle it. Send help?
(It’s not a monster. It’s a croissant- https://notesfrompoland.com/2021/04/15/mystery-creature-reported-to-animal-services-actually-a-croissant/ )
*Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis stare up at the tree*
Angeal: Do you guys think it's some sort of bird?
Genesis: Clearly it's a rodent of some kind.
Sephiroth: Or it could be a cat.
Angeal: Should we hit it with a spell?
Genesis: No, it might frighten and injure it. It seems inoffensive.
Sephiroth: The best course of action is to climb up the tree and retrieve it ourselves.
Angeal: Alright. All three of us, in that case if it attacks one of us, the others can provide backup.
Genesis: Agreed. Let's go.
*They climb the tree and reach the creature*
Sephiroth: Oh, it's a croissant.
Genesis:
Angeal:
Sephiroth: It looks like we didn't knead to do that.
Genesis:
Angeal:
Sephiroth: Hehe. It appears this mission was crumby.
Genesis:
Angeal:
Sephiroth: How about I buy you both dinner? It's the yeast I can do.
Genesis:
Angeal:
Sephiroth: Look at that, I'm on a roll today.
*Sephiroth loses his shit laughing and ends up falling from the tree*
the goose is loose