There Is A Monster Mission In The Slums. There Is A Strange Creature In The Tree That Nobody Has Ever

There is a monster mission in the slums. There is a strange creature in the tree that nobody has ever seen before and it’s scaring the residence. Someone dispatch of this strange monster? This is a soldier level threat. Maybe even the Turks can’t handle it. Send help?

(It’s not a monster. It’s a croissant- https://notesfrompoland.com/2021/04/15/mystery-creature-reported-to-animal-services-actually-a-croissant/ )

*Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis stare up at the tree*

Angeal: Do you guys think it's some sort of bird?

Genesis: Clearly it's a rodent of some kind.

Sephiroth: Or it could be a cat.

Angeal: Should we hit it with a spell?

Genesis: No, it might frighten and injure it. It seems inoffensive.

Sephiroth: The best course of action is to climb up the tree and retrieve it ourselves.

Angeal: Alright. All three of us, in that case if it attacks one of us, the others can provide backup.

Genesis: Agreed. Let's go.

*They climb the tree and reach the creature*

Sephiroth: Oh, it's a croissant.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: It looks like we didn't knead to do that.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: Hehe. It appears this mission was crumby.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: How about I buy you both dinner? It's the yeast I can do.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: Look at that, I'm on a roll today.

*Sephiroth loses his shit laughing and ends up falling from the tree*

NSFW Headcanons?? Sephiroth x Reader. I dunno. I be quite thirsty. And this really was supposed to be a few sentences.

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*You still dream about the time he ate his cum out of you, spitting a mix of his cum and saliva into your mouth creating a stream from his mouth to yours. Being the greedy individual you are, you’re quick to connect your lips with his lapping up anything that might’ve been missed. It’s such a frenzied manner, the way you’re licking your juices off of his face. But it’s so intoxicating how you smell and taste yourself on him. Pressing your body against him desperately and tangling your hands in Sephiroth’s hair, you pull him into a heated kiss, pulling away when you truly couldn’t breathe anymore. He tells you how good you are, that you’re his little fuck toy and the world’s best cock sleeve. Sephiroth lets you know just how much he loves you, in the same breath he lets you know how much of a whore you are, a disgusting little thing that would do anything to please him.

* Loves pulling you against his chest while he’s fucking you in doggy. Grabbing your face, squeezing your cheeks making your lips pucker. It feels so demeaning when he snatches you up like this, enjoying the way you’re drooling on his hand as he drills into you. Bottoming out with a throaty groan he turns your head so you can make eye contact with him. “You love this, you love anything I give you. It’s pitiful what you let me reduce you to.” You can’t fucking talk back like this, especially not when he’s started fucking into you at such a rough pace. All you can do is give a mix of a muffled moan and a whine in response, of course you’re a pitiful mess for Sephiroth. Who wouldn’t be?

* Pulling out of you causes you to whimper in dismay, “Where are you going?” You weep out in that fucked out voice Sephiroth loves to hear so much. You’re practically scrambling to keep him in place between your legs, wrapping your arms around his shoulders tightly and attempting to lock your legs around his waist. He’s quick to shed you off of him being as strong as he is, Sephiroth isn’t going anywhere but back in you, he just needs a second. You’re about to make him cum too fucking early again. Secretly he revels in the fact you can finish him so fast at times it gives him this shameful feeling, a sensation that drives him to fuck you even longer than usual whenever he comes undone before you. Like he has something to prove, well he definitely does. Not wanting to stop until you’re shaking and can barely breathe. Dragging you to the edge of the bed, Sephiroth climbs down, dropping to his knees. He pulls you towards him, kissing along your inner thighs while his hands hungrily explore the rest of your body. Planting a kiss on your clit causes him to moan, closing his eyes and burying his face in your heat. God I love you, he chants in his mind, pressing himself into you. Inhaling deeply taking in your scent and with a bit more pressure, smothering his face into your pussy and spreading your wetness all over, he doesn’t realize how lost in you he gets doing these things. Trailing his tongue up your slit, suckling on your clit before absolutely devouring you. The feeling of Sephiroth eating you like this has you arching, head lolling back on the bed, legs spreading as wide as you can. But fuck, you want to see, need to see. Using an arm to prop yourself up, you look down to see Sephiroth absolutely engrossed in his ministrations, only looking away to make eye contact. The way he’s gripping you turns the heat up significantly, a mix of massaging your inner thigh and desperately clinging onto you as though you’ll start running away. Burying his tongue as deep in you as he can, swirling the appendage around, he starts tongue fucking you. Occasionally pulling his tongue out to show your clit more abuse. You can’t help the sultry tone you take on as you ask him if he likes it down there. Nor can you help the moan when he tells you he absolutely loves it. Tangling your other hand in Sephiroth’s hair, you press his face into you, moaning loudly and grinding against him frantically as you finally reach your high. Standing up he takes his position back in between your legs, slapping his dick against your pussy, sliding himself teasingly between your folds. You’re reminded that he still needs to finish and oh boy you’re in for a very long night. Despite Sephiroth’s so called distraction he still reaches his climax too early, claiming he needs to try again. Or so he says, you think he just wants an excuse to keep pounding into you…not that he needs one.

* Genesis and Angeal are on assignment, something you and Sephiroth couldn’t be more thankful for. It wasn’t that they were a problem-yes-but no. It was the fact that whenever they were away the two of you used their office to getaway and fuck each other stupid before going back to any mundane tasks Shinra has for the both of you. Granted, you could just see him at home later, no. This is just so much more fun, becoming addicted to the possibility that you two might get caught. Now here you are, on your back completely laid out on one of the desks, spread eagle and playing with your pussy as Sephiroth watched you. Moaning for him to come to you, hanging your head from the edge of the desk you lick your lips in anticipation. Watching as he comes into view, your eyes purely trained on the bulge in his pants. Grabbing him by his hips Sephiroth allows you to pull him closer, lining kisses where his cock is still hidden. Chuckling he caresses your face, “You’re so eager, as though you didn’t have me this morning. Unfortunately I need this little event to be wrapped up in a timely manner.” Unfastening his pants, pulling out his hardened member, hovering it inches away from your face. Lifting your head up a bit you attempt to lay a kiss on the tip, only for Sephiroth to cruelly move his dick further away. “That’s just not fair Seph, what gives?” Whimpering, looking into his eyes pleadingly. Pretending to be lost in thought for a second he responds in a teasing tone, “Words y/n, they make all of the difference. Now tell me what you want darling.” It should be obvious but he’s such a bully. Sephiroth has left you in the office before, stark fuckin’ naked, wetter than you could ever believe and absolutely keening, all because you were too bratty. You’re quick to respond, not wanting a repeat of that encounter, begging him to fuck your mouth until he cums. Lifting his cock towards his abdomen, he frees himself from his grasp letting himself fall against your face. Just like clockwork your tongue darts out of your mouth, flattening your tongue against the underside of his member, trailing your tongue along his shaft until you reach his sac. Sucking lightly on one of his balls you release him with an audible ‘pop’ causing Sephiroth to take in a shaky breath. Pulling away a bit you lock eyes with him, opening your mouth, sticking your tongue out as an invitation. An invitation he’s all to willing to accept, at first he’s gently making his way into your mouth. Such a gentleman to at least let you adjust this time around. Not long after his hands are wrapped around your throat and at an unrelenting pace he’s fucking into your mouth. It’s so filthy, the way you’re gurgling, massive streams of saliva dripping down your face and into your eyes. Sephiroth forces his cock to be completely engulfed by your mouth, making you choke and sputter loudly. Making an attempt to break away for air he grabs you by the hair, twisting his fingers in your tresses to keep you in place. He’s unable to contain the groan he lets out as he feels and hears you gag against him again, “God you’re doing so good y/n, such a pretty little mess.” Bringing his hands back around to your throat he continues his punishing pace. Squeezing your throat tighter, Sephiroth’s pace falters as he lets out a louder moan and with a few more thrusts he’s unraveling in your mouth, attempting to push himself impossibly deep as he cums. He doesn’t want you to miss a drop, but with the way you’re choking and coughing around his dick you can’t help but for some of his seed to escape as you gag, joining the streams of drool running down your face. Pulling out roughly Sephiroth takes a knee so he can give you a fiery kiss. He doesn’t care about the amount of spit on your face, giving you a kiss on the forehead before standing up and straightening himself out. “Sorry I can’t stay to clean you up,” smirking he adds “there’s so much more we could have done but I’m already late getting Lazard the mission reports he asked for.”

Giving as much of a reply as you can muster up you tell him you’ll see him at home and that you two can finish later.

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“This text block is maxed out, hit return already” look man it wasn’t even supposed to be longer than a few sentences but I kept going. This meme triggered the last one, I would pick Genesis desk to fuck on cause he’s a shit starter. Love him though but gotta cum on his paperwork.

Late update I forgot to mention how hilarious it would be for Genesis to walk in the office, inhale, and scream “not fuckin again”

I will die for a fuckin sniff of seph 😕

And I do mean his dick

a very blue Sephiroth I finished on procreate

The next stop after putting Sephiroth’s name in my search bar

Edit: crazy cause you’re probably gonna find Genesis there first

Minors, DNI, Do not interact.

Okay so now that I finally know how to hyperlink things on here I can make a more organized master list of shit. It’s crazy what you can accomplish when you use your eyes.

This masterlist will consist of anything that's on going. As well as masterlists to anything finished/drabbles+hcs

Most of what I write is GN. Some nsfw is female!reader. I'll label what is gn for nsfw, but it's safe to assume everything else is gn.

GenesisxReaderxTseng + Angeal and Sephiroth x Reader:

Misconduct Chapter 1

Misconduct Chapter 2

Misconduct Chapter 3

Misconduct Misc:

Spoiler 1: The tub?

TsengxReader:

Dead LanguagesPart1 > rewriting entirely. Read at own risk. It's ass and the wrong version, didn't notice until I started part 2

Sephiroth x Reader:

Made For You Part 1 > part 2 will be done around the beginning of October

FF7-1 Hc's/Drabbles

FF8

Ok I now need a whole thing of Sephiroth randomly info dumping

*Zack is happily eating a banana*

Sephiroth: Due to the presence of the isotope potassium-40, bananas are radioactive.

*Zack stops chewing*

Sephiroth: Be not afraid. Radiation is everywhere. Terrestrial radiation, cosmic radiation, electromagnetic radiation, and even in our electronic devices.

*Zack panics and starts crying*

-

*During a meeting*

Lazard: I trust that no one had problems accessing their paychecks last week?

Sephiroth: Women earn approximately 23% less for every gil earned by a man for the same work, a consequence of gross systemic inequities in our society.

Lazard:

Sephiroth: You should be ashamed of yourself.

-

*Genesis coughs*

Sephiroth: Despite the advancement of modern medicine, millions of people still lack access to essential healthcare services, which leads to death and disease.

Genesis: Oh, I'm not sick.

Sephiroth: Tuberculosis is an infectious disease caused by bacteria, known as mycobacterium tuberculosis, and often goes unnoticed during its latent stages, leading the individual to believe they are well.

Genesis: What the fuck do I do with this information now?

Sephiroth: Tuberculosis is one of the top 10 causes of global death, with an average of over 3000 deaths—

Genesis, panicked: STOP IT.

-

*Sephiroth walks up to Angeal*

Sephiroth: Foot odor is caused by the high concentration of sweat glands in the feet, which produce sweat not easily evaporated when confined in shoes, creating a moist environment ideal for bacterial growth.

Angeal: ......

*Sephiroth walks away*

Angeal: ......

*Angeal self consciously removes his boot and brings it up to his nose*

Angeal: MY FEET DON'T SMELL, YOU IDIOT!

-

*Cloud is standing around on patrol when Sephiroth walks up to him*

Sephiroth: Though the weight of a cloud can vary depending on its size, altitude and water content, the average cloud weighs around 500,000 kilograms.

Cloud: .......

*Sephiroth briefly picks Cloud up and places him back down*

Sephiroth: I was wrong.