Pov You Spot The Yiling Patriarch Grocery Shopping With His Undead Bestie And His Adorable Son

Pov you spot the Yiling patriarch grocery shopping with his undead bestie and his adorable son

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

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Wei Wuxian and his murder children

Au where on top of A-Yuan Wei Wuxian ends up adopting all the murder gremlins in the show. Mainly because the author would pay cold hard cash to see Wei Wuxian, on his Yiling Patriarch days, storming a Discussion Conference, with A-Yuan in his arms (teething on the Chenqing), Mo Xuanyu hanging from his back (cause he's still shy but the goblin energy is slowly coming out and he wants to be included), and Xue Yang being dragged by the back of his robes (because if he can't be a serial killer he will be a serial pickpocket and no one can stop him). The paleness, trembles and twitches have less to do with the demonic cultivation and more with the fact that he is suddenly the father of three.

Why they stormed the discussion conference is anyone's guess but the author suspects it has something to do with the kids. Maybe one of them tried to steal Zidian the last time Jiang Cheng visited. Maybe the kids missed their other dad and tried to run away and find him and Wei Wuxian tagged along (read: found the older two had grabbed his baby radish and disappeared and flew into a panic).

-Wei Wuxian storming Lanling - "LAN ZHAN! You promised to take the kids this weekend! I have talismans to make!"

Meanwhile, Xue Yang is in the background excitedly showing some of the other junior disciples (he is Wei Wuxian's disciple and he WILL bite you for saying otherwise!) this new method of cultivation they have been developing that essentially boils down to using necromancy to just...Not. Let. A. Plant. Die. In his case it goes something like this:

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so what if there was no war and no demonic cultivation and Lan Wangji would spend a summer in Lotus Pier falling (deeper) in love with Wei Wuxian? Then what???

Another day another half asleep prompt rant where I use terrible grammar and probably make a ton of spelling mistakes. Sorry in advance I am running on about 2hrs of sleep so its soup brain hours.

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So I've been thinking for awhile about how badly I wanna see more dp x dc AU's with Freakshow and circus Gothica and I've been rotating this idea in my head instead of sleeping.

So of course this is a Danny and Damian are twins au with the obligatory there can't be two heirs so the twins are made to fight to the death and Danny comes out the loser and gets revived by Talia and hidden in Amity Park Illinois. Everything goes about the same for Danny and Damian though if one wants this to be an AU where Danny gets adopted by the bats one can make it a Fentons are bad parents AU for extra spice.

Eventually we get to the Circus Gothica episode and Sam and Tucker fail to break the mind control Freakshow's got Danny under. So Danny ends up on the road with Circus Gothica going city to city and stealing valuables for Freakshow.

Danny's life is a haze at this point and he's probably not doing the greatest cause even half ghosts need to eat which probably leads to Freakshow discovering Danny's situation and becoming extremely jealous due to his ghost envy. But he believes he can absolutely use this as a cover so he probably makes an effort to keep Danny alive.

Eventually the circus makes it's way to Gotham and Dick is absolutely ecstatic to see a circus come to town. He very much wants to show Damian what the circus is like so of course he drags him with. Damian definetly is disinterested in such a thing but the circus gains his attention when the reaper act comes on stage. That reaper looks so familar... it couldn't possibly be, could it?

After the show Damian is absolutely determined to meet the reaper. Freakshow probably gives some excuses but Damian won't take no for an answer and sneaks in anyways. Damian tries to question the reaper when alone and we get a hazy "Danyal?" "Dami???..." moment with Danny getting a brief moment of clarity before Damian is forced to hide and Freakshow comes in and starts ordering him around again.

This leads to a big adventure where Dick and Damian have to solve the mystery of Damian's dead twin and this circus. They absolutely believe the league is involved at first but surprisingly that doesn't end up being the case. If you wanted to you could also absolutely bring Constantine in on this due to the artifact used to control Danny or it can just be a siblings foiling plans thing.

Eventually they solve the mystery get Freakshow arrested and save Danny. Danny and Damian get sibling bonding time as Danny recovers and either Danny can be taken in by the Wayne's if you got the Fenton's are bad parents route or Danny can go back to Amity Park knowing his twin is alive and well and keep in contact with Damian frequently visiting him.