Frrrrrr

Frrrrrr

rewatching httyd and like. Astrid was right to be pissed abt hiccup suddenly becoming competent. imagine you've been training ur whole life and ur so fucking kickass and then this weird little nepo baby emo kid shows up and beats you at everything and steals all your friends. ngl I would be experiencing a breakdown. I'd be having a midlife crisis. yknow actually I think she underreacted

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just like old times

Pairing: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Summary: Sometimes appearances can be deceiving. There’s more than one way to torment a man and Bill knows Ford just a little too well, no matter what anyone else thinks is happening.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, coming sort of untouched, Bitter Exes, Chains, Triangle Bill Cipher, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Word count: 1755

Link: just like old times

Excerpt:

“Stop,” he gasps again. “Say the magic word,” Bill singsongs. “Please,” Ford says through gritted teeth. “Not that.” Bill wags an extra arm at him. “The equation, I want the equation. Let me back inside you.” Bill did not have to phrase it like that and Ford glares at him weakly.

Valid lmao

Oh

So. Does Bill just have a thing for people with large amounts of fingers

You tell me.

Yes yes and more yes

Hey! If you're still accepting requests, maybe Hiccup with a cane or forearm crutches?

hope i made him honor

and tiny toothless :)

Was gonna say, lmao "ah great so I'll die in it bc the firefighters can't break in to save me, but fantasy creatures that don't exist in a time period that won't exist won't break in!"

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎