Imagine Youre A Gotham Mook Out For Your Daily Mugging And Youre Holding Up Some Punk Kid But The Idiot

Imagine you’re a Gotham mook out for your daily mugging and you’re holding up some punk kid but the idiot won’t stop laughing and it’s freaking you out because kid, what’s wrong wit ya, I’ve got a gun here

And he’s still laughing and he goes “man, are you unlucky today” and you’re like “what” and he goes “my dad’s in town” and nods at something behind you

And you turn, your heart dropping because oh Christ did you just mug one of the bats but then you see a giant red leotard and you’re full of relief because oh it’s just that rubber comedian guy from the Justice League

But then you see his face

And more importantly, the expression on it

And you’re suddenly struck with the realization that you have just pissed off an immortal, invincible lunatic with fists the size of skyscrapers who will not hesitate to beat you into a pretzel and you’re about to become a casualty of Gotham’s natural selection process while learning why the first rule of being a crook in Gotham has nothing to do with the Bat or that goddamn clown, but rather is if you value the integrity of your bones do not FUCKING touch Plastic Man’s Goddamn SON

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I wonder how long Waid's been champing at the bit to write this scene...

Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that

JSA #2 by Jeff Lemire and Diego Olortegui. Cover by Cully Hamner. Variant covers by (2) Leandro Fernández and (3) Sweeney Boo. Out in December.

"Flash back to the events leading into the previous issue as the JSA investigates a break-in at the observatory of Ted Knight, the original Starman. How was the JSA separated, and where is the Tower of Fate? What caused the rift between Jade and Obsidian after the disappearance of their father, Green Lantern Alan Scott? And what is the Injustice Society of America plotting?"

Alan: None of the JSA shall know I am a friend of Dorothy

Alan after 3 drinks, unprompted: