The College Winterhold Is So Funny Its Just This Shitty Falling Apart College With Only Like Three Students

the college winterhold is so funny its just this shitty falling apart college with only like three students who havent died due to an osha violation yet. there are no classes. the bedrooms dont even have doors. theres a sentient glowing ball of light that can see the future but doesnt really do anything about it. ancano doesnt have a motive other than wanting to cause you as much pain as possible. you can summon a pirate in the basement. jzargo is there.

Yknow what fuck it

*sobs during Alices (klees moms) monologue because it makes ME feel loved and i get to be depraved of parental love on main*

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

I genuinly thought Jimmy was about to grab Alfred and pull him into a dance when he was mocking(?) him over trying to learn the foxtrott for ivy

BUT NO HE GRABS DAISY INSTEAD

I cant wait for the quest in which we learn that Dottores family was pushed off a cliff by a bunch of vision bearing children

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.