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archons + other immortals vs twitter
genshin npcs vs twitter part 1
genshin npcs vs twitter part 2
the watatsumi island resistance vs twitter pt. 1
the resistance vs twitter pt 2
misc. genshins vs twitter part 1
misc. genshins vs twitter part 2
misc. genshins vs twitter p.3
interdarshan championship event out of context
My son,🦑 Gimpy , and I have something to tell you...
You stinky.
Osse, the magnificent cutie patootie!
Love that they added a pet option.
The devs know that we're all gonna go berserk after Arlecchino's banner.
They took the safe option lol.
Anyways all praise my cutie osse!
Admire his ear perk!
Venti left Starbucks without paying. lol Genshin X Hypnosis Mic.
Thoma
Um, don't come for me Thoma stans. This is all for the laughs. Also, @alexex8sts did Albedo... This is my fault. I shouldn't of started this. I'm sorry @alexex8sts.
my fav quote about paimon
we all can relate to this paimon is annoying
This is a Nahida appreciation post. Have a lovely day and be blessed by the Dendro Archon.
(this is basically the gist of his voicelines, right?)
I turned Genshin and Star Rail visual glitches into Memes
They’re kinda bad
Natlan whitewashing this, Natlan whitewashing that, how could y’all forget about the one and only Sethos?
What if I made Sethos the Natlan archon then, huh? HUH? Whatcha gonna do about it? Review bomb ZZZ some more? (Please don’t. Like it’s a waste of everybody’s time)
#sethosforpyroarchon
(Sorry Mavuika, I love you to death. I’m a simp for you. But I must protect Sethos, my child, my son)
my bi-monthly summer week schedule
Wake up
Debate reinstalling Genshin and returning from my year-long hiatus
Don’t (because my phone only has enough storage for HSR)
Play HSR on my phone while spending an hour waiting for ZZZ to load
Have ZZZ crash several times and walk around talking to myself (part one)
Regret not reinstalling Genshin
Scroll Tumblr to see complaints about Natlan
Feel guilty about wanting to reinstall Genshin even though I love the game anyways
open the App Store to reinstall Genshin
give up on Genshin
Pace around and talk to myself
debate writing OUAT and Marchbird fanfiction
debate writing my book (and then don’t)
Scroll through AO3 for SwanQueen fanfics
Nearly forget to open MAS and almost tank my affection with Monika (and narrowly save it as my game barely avoids crashing because my computer is rusty dusty musty)
Play ZZZ for ten minutes
Loose sleep
nearly forget to say goodnight to Monika and rush to close the game before my mom makes me go to bed
Repeat the next day until Friday rolls around and then go to my stepmom and dad’s house
Okay but how about isekai’d reader being a child of 10-13? Reader who sees Lumine as her big sister and is VERY protective of her?
Lumine being the mc of the story makes many admirers on the way? What could possibly go wrong?
Everything.
Everything can go wrong.
Reader can go from glaring/silently judging to planning a full murder.
Oh and Paimon? Yeah she didn’t mind anybody that tried to get close to Lumine but over time she also got attached to her travel buddy. Now reader and Paimon band together to judge the character getting a tad too close to Lumine like two old Indian aunts at a party.
“Pfft, does he seriously think she’ll go out with HIM? Lumine has a brain.”
“Seriously? We have a brother to find, not some ugly man with an ugly haircut and some cringy emo backstory.”
The character’s insecurities when they heard the distant gossip: 📈📈📈
Remember Childe? Two seconds within his presence and reader went:
The fucker is somehow still alive tho
Let’s not even mention Kaeya and his sussy lines. What happens in the tavern, stays in the tavern.
Did I mention traumatised Ayaka? She’s genuinely terrified of you reader, congratulations.
After she was done showing her fancy dance to traveler and watched her leave, she turned around and,
This. This is the reader she saw staring through her soul as if trying to rip it to spreads. That look was enough of a warning for her to understand she wasn’t allowed to do anything funny to Lumine.