I JUST WANNA SAY A BIG HUGE FUCK YOU TO:

I JUST WANNA SAY A BIG HUGE FUCK YOU TO:

@thejudiciousneurotic AND @desceros

FOR WRITING THE MOST FEELING INDUCING LOVELY FUCKING FANFICS IVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!! HOW DARE YOU TWO MAKE ART AND SHARE IT?!? IVE CRIED TO MUCH OVER THE FEELINGS YOUVE BOTH INTRODUCED TO ME AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT YOU WHORES!!!

Lots of love

Foot ninja

UPPIES

GIVE THEM UPPIES

OFF TO UTAH I GO

OMFG I want to go to America 😟

“Casual” TMNT Fan

You know you're a fan of TMNT, when your CoUnSeLor sends you this pic while on her travels with the caption of “Look its your boys!”

Now, these aren’t my boys per se….but *whistles*

YO @luckycharms1701 and @anobodyinabog come get yer man! He’s wreaking havoc in a candy store while simultaneously being a snack!

Apparently for any of my traveling buddies, it’s at candy store in St. George, Utah FYI

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

HOW TF DO YOU DRAW THE BAYVERSE FUCKERS

Rahhhh

THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME U CAN FEEL IT

Donnie could literally fuck my brain….

To the theme of dumb ways to die

Hot ways to die

Some very hot ways to dieeee

Rando #4 NSFW

Okokok

Ok

So

In the 2014 movie, when April finds the tapes of the premutated turtles, it's pretty clear that the boys are red-eared sliders (at least in the lab, ik they're kind of a mashup of different turtles post-mutation, just go with it for this).

Red-eared sliders have a dick that's 30-40% the length of their body - stay with me.

So um... the boys, right?🥲

Mikey is 5'7", Leo 6'4", Raph 6'6", and Donnie 6'8" (according to google)

Converting that to inches:

Mikey 67", Leo 74", Raph 76", and Donnie 78"

Now let's do some math:

30% of 67= 20.1; 40%=26.8

30% of 74= 22.2; 40%=29.6

30% of 76=22.8; 40%=30.4

30% of 78=23.4; 40% =31.2

Mikey's shlong= 20.1 inches to 26.8 inches

Leo's= 22.2 inches to 29.6 inches

Raph's= 22.8 inches to 30.4 inches

Donnie's= 23.4 inches to 31.2 inches

Converting that to the metric system:

51.05cm - 68.07cm

56.38cm - 75.18cm

57.91cm - 77.21cm

59.43cm - 79.24cm

Let's just say "ouch"👁👄👁