His Eyes Say I Have Seen The Beginning Of Oblivion, I Have Shook Hands With God And Satan He Looks Ancient

His eyes say “i have seen the beginning of oblivion, i have shook hands with god and satan” he looks ancient in a sense

he did not in fact understand anything that Don said

At the moment how I feel

Disco girls!

I saw the idea of ​​drawing them with skirts from one cool artist and decided to draw something similar too 🥳

It’s gorgeous, shes gonna love it 🥰, time to send it to her like the psycho i am

Hear me out

Raph railing the living daylights out of you for your birthday, and eating your ass like its cake

Of course my friend doesnt follow this acc, of course im not specifically requesting this for them in particular 👀

(Cough cough hi sugar boo 😘)

MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES THAT THIS IS LATE

there’s no request for a spef Raph so naturally I must go with bay! Bc that guy??? Licks the plate CLEAN—

Warnings: fem reader, ass eating, fingering in the ass and brief mention of anal, he fucks your PUSS!!

“Happy birthday, baby. Got your present in my room.”

“Oh, Raph! You didn’t have to get anything for me.”

You miss the smirk on his lips since you turn to head down the hall, the glint in his eye and the way his tongue darts out his mouth.

“S’okay, sweetheart. I wanted to. Gotta spoil you, yeah?”

You turn to him as you sweep the curtain to his room aside, raising an eyebrow at him with a questioning smirk.

“Spoil me how?”

“Mmm fuck— oh fuck!”

He pushes your head further into the mattress, his hand nearly engulfing your skull as his tongue delves deeper into your hole. He shakes his head back and forth, curling the muscle and absolutely slobbering all over your cheeks, creating a big wet spot on the sheets beneath you.

Raph’s other hand grips your ass tight, definitely going to leave prints that’ll show in the later hours but right now he doesn’t care, right now he’s too focused on trying to reduce you to even an bigger quivering and whimpering mess.

He lets go of your head and comes to grab your other cheek, spreading both of them far apart and pulling back. He chuckles at the sight of your puckered hole clenching around nothing, already missing the shape of his tongue.

“So good f’me, you know that?” He grunts as he teasingly presses his thumb into your asshole, not enough to penetrate but just enough to have you squirming under him. “You and this tight l’il hole you got,”

He drops a glob of spit in between your parted cheeks, the warm sensation making you gasp and shudder as it slips further down. He quickly scoops it up with one finger and uses it as lube, pushing his thick digit in all the way to the first knuckle while he lines himself up with your sweet cunt.

“An’ you’re gonna take this cock like a good girl, yeah? S’your birthday present from me.” Ever so slowly he pushes in, inch by inch until he’s buried to the hilt, rubbing his palm up and down your back in a soothing gesture.

You claw at the bedsheets, arching yourself as he sunk into your soaking pussy, mewling and whimpering with every light brush of his fingertips against your hot skin.

He gives you a moment to adjust, knowing it wasn’t easy for you to take his massive length. He goes to massage your ass, running the blunts of his nails up and down your spine. He gently fingers your asshole, tempted to put another but once he sees you go barely lax, he clutches your hips and adjusts himself.

He plants one foot on the bed and immediately your eyes widen, looking over your shoulder to find him already giving you that shit eating smirk.

“Happy birthday, baby.”

His hold on you grows more firm before he starts fucking into you with no regard, grunting and muttering curses under his breath as you squeeze and suction onto his length. You can hardly get your moans out, and even if you could they’d be overshadowed by the sounds of his hips slapping against your ass.

You’re already so pent up from him eating your ass that you know you won’t last much longer. And when he removes his finger from your hole and sneaks around to start rubbing furiously at your clit, you can feel the band in your stomach tighten impossibly more.

“Mmmm Raph—!!”

“I know, can feel ya squeezing me, baby. Go ahead and come f’me, sweetheart. Birthday girl can do whatever she wants.” His free hand goes back to your skull, pushing your cheek to the bed for more leverage while pounding into you.

Your body jerks and twists, thighs threatening to close around his hand but he keeps you pried open while still thrusting into you. Merely a few seconds later you’re coming hard, your scream muffled by the sheets and your body attempting to push back while also trying to get away from his finger that’s still touching your sensitive clit.

He hums in satisfaction and pulls back, giving you a break and squeezing random parts of your body to calm you down. You’re breathing heavily, swallowing to quench your parched throat. With shaky arms you lift yourself and look back at him, finding that same cocky grin plastered on his lips.

“One down…” He slips his cock out, the empty feeling having you shiver. You gasp when you feel the head press against your ass, the tip just barely pushing in.

“Many more to go.”

OKAY İM BRAİNİNG! how about a tmnt turtles x scientist reader? ignore if you dont want to write this

HEADCANNONS

Leonardo

Thinks its nice

(Has 0 fucking idea what potassium is or why you like saying your gonna take a bath with it as the bath bomb)

Uses you as a tool lowkey to get donnie out of the lab, cause hey, he gets you to bed, so getting donnie to bed isnt that hard

One time stumbled upon a book, thought it was for equations or theories, was surprised to find out it was your diary (WHY IN GODS NAME DID YOU DETAIL IT SO WELL??)

Dear god he has so many tricks from living with donnie to get you to sleep

Oh you wanna study him? Ok- why does he need to take his pants off? oh . . . OH

Is ok with role plays but doesnt really like being put under a microscope

Raphael

Im sorry boo but no studying this man, bro is to insecure for that

Oh you need a hand to move equipment? Your man right here got this.

Will have a seizure if you get hurt in the lab, like oh you got burned? Haha YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS MANS SIGHTS

Would 💯 fuck you in a lab if you were up to it

Like im talking aggressively rawdogging it

Oh you made him some weights out of some really dense materials? Aww than- JESUS FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN HEAVY 😭

Full on tackles you to bed, just pins you to it and lies on top of you to get you to sleep💖

Donatello

Marry him will you?

He loves you so much he might actually get a good sleep schedule

💯 gets freaky with you in the lab, and has definitely made sex toys for you (and himself)

Would 💯 support you in any experiments you do and also makes sure your safe while doing it

Oh you want a nobel prize? Let him help you

Would 💯 find a way for yall to have kids if you wanted them

Honestly 12/10 bf for you nerds

Mikey

Just happy to be here

Will give you creative ideas

Honestly dont know what else to put here😭

Makes you food so you dont get delirious

Gives you kisses right before he drags you to bed with him

This is so me core

✨Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino✨

For some reason I keep telling myself this. Bayverse Raphael would 100% be a secret Swiftie. Anything he finds in the sewers or above ground that ties to Taylor Swift, he is going to keep. He would most likely be deathly afraid to tell his brothers as he’s supposed to be the tough guy in the group. But sometimes he’s tired of being a tough guy, he needs to fangirl over a music artist as everybody does. If he’s completely alone he’d definitely break out into song, probably singing or humming a T. Swift song. He probably most likely cried to any sad songs.