I Think A Lot Of People Haven't Actually Read Flatland So You May Not Realize A. What Bill's Eye Mutation

I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.

Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.

Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:

(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)

But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:

If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.

Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.

Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.

...Hence "so much blood."

(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)

Website things i have found

If you type sixer on the computer you get this

That says "i could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab"

If you type dipper this is what you get, if you type mabel the screen would fill up with stickers and the computer will say "lab now fully mabelized"

pacificas entry

Wendys entry

Other notable mentions are:

when you type stanley you get an ebay search for brass knuckles

Type gideon you get a google search of sweat resistant bolo ties

Type waddles you get this website https://pigplacementnetwork.org/

Type mcgucket you get this yt vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

Type bill you get a wiki page of traingles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle

type cipher or Bill cipher you get a wiki page of the eye of providence https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Providence

Its 4 AM.. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Oh wait- im so stupid- that makes so much fucking sense-

I wonder if the reason Bill was born with the ability of seeing the third dimension is because he was born from a red and a blue triangle. Red+blue is the color of 3D glasses wich allow you to see flat 2D things in 3D(imensions)

Danny Kaye vs Basil Rathbone

The Court Jester (1955)

the book of bill is great

Do not ask me if I'm mentally sane, I literally have a crush on Tom Riddle