How Would The Parents Go About Taking Home A Personification

How would The Parents go about taking home a Personification

How does that happen

Do they poof on the scene and take the probably traumatized child home

I’m writing a thing this is important- not trying to pressure you-

Technically, Yes.

With Texas, Adam met with the young Personification, and was there when the Country of Texas was dissolved into the State— in which the former dissolved into a small child (I did write a thing about this).

Similarly, for when the land is purchased, they meet with the Original Country that held ownership, in which the State personification would do the same transformation into a new personification. This is why States will have memories of ‘previous lives’, basically the personification they were under another country’s care!

When States and territories are sold, their previous self gets the Infinity War Treatment (I don’t fee so good Mr.Stark) and rebuild themselves as a small child to be raised by the Government they were sold to.

If that makes no sense, you can DM some more specific questions and I’ll just make a post once I answer them all so everyone can see it :)

What would happen if a human made their way onto the Jones’s property?

Just know the Human will likely be disoriented for a bit, once they get past the barrier (the one that makes their homes very hard to find).

During the day, it’s usually lost hikers or such. Usually the Jones will drop them off at the nearest town, unless the Human shows themselves to have ill intentions towards anyone in the house.

If the Human manages to get upstairs before being decided an Unwanted Guest, then they’ll never find the stairs.

The halls will change and morph and as they get deeper, they’ll be unfinished. There will be ripped wallpaper and claw marks and sounds that should not be in the house. There will be bodies, skeletons, of other Unwanted Guests from the past 200 years…

What’s Adam and Robin’s handwriting look like

Adam usually writes:

While Robin usually writes:

And their print looks like this:

Adam: Bigotedly Font by Niskala Huruf

Robin: Brev Script Font by Måns Grebäck

since you asked for questions, I’m giving you questions :3

Do Adam and Robin have a personal library in their room? Like a big shelve case or two full of books and kids books they used to read to their children (and maybe some of them still like stories read to them as adults)

what type of pjs are the most commonly worn throughout the house?

is there a ballroom? Or some type of space that Adam and Robin dance in? I *know* those two dance together

what instruments do Adam and Robins like playing

what would you say is your favorite part of your AU?

are there weekly or monthly challanges or fun time the states have together? I’m talking cook offs or water balloon fights or house wide hide ‘n’ go seek

so Adam and Robin have a favorite outfit they wear?

Did Adam and Robin ever go to a home coming or prom event when they were still teens?

1) Not in there room, but in other places in the house? Yes; specifically in the living room.

2) It varies depending on who it is, but Adam wears the Dad Pajama and Robin wears the Mom Pajamas.

3) They have a room with instruments! It’s more of a sitting/music room, but it has space to dance.

They can also just dance wherever the hell the want tbh.

4) Piano, mostly, but you could probably get Adam to play the guitar if you ask nicely enough.

5) The 👏 Dynamics 👏. Adam/Robin, the OG’s, the Kids, the Departments, all of it. The dynamics are the best.

6 There is at least one week a year where they all gather up at the Jones’ residence and go ham.

7) Adam loves his turtlenecks/suits. Robin loves her dresses the most.

8) No. Such events did not exist back then, and as their parents did not enroll them in Human Schools. Personifications don’t go to Human Schools, they’re all homeschooled.

What does the Jone’s house layout look like?

SOME VERY SHITTY AND VERY BASIC SIMS LAYOUTS!!!!

How hard do you think it’d be to wrap adult Adam and Robin up in a blanket like a burrito and force them to chill tf out and take a break

Like on a scale of 1-100, how hard would it be

99.

I am. Imagining they are sleep deprived.

As you know, Robin is a ✨Gremlin✨

When she’s sleep deprived and it’s Blanket Burrito, she stands on the counter like this:

And dares them to come at her.

Adam just bolts, and man may have a bad back but he is fast when he wants to be— and it just so happens when he wants to be is when he hasn’t slept in three days and Cannot Feel Pain (he actually can, but he Won’t)

Best Bet; lock the doors and windows beforehand! When they’re super tired, The Parents don’t think of teleporting. Have Ivan, Gabriel, and Grandpa John do the snatching and wrapping, and place them in the middle of a puppy pile; the Parent Instinct not to wake their sleeping children overrides the Gremlin Energy.