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Mmmmmmm See But Tolkien Was A Former Soldier That Had A Linguistics Degree And Wrote LoTR As A Professor

Mmmmmmm… see but Tolkien was a former soldier that had a linguistics degree and wrote LoTR as a professor as well, also he was smart. I am none of those things.

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Boy I wish I had customers like you and the couple in the original post, I remember one time when I was working close one group of 4 came in at seven, which is 2 hours before we closed during the weekday, they stayed until 10:40 talking to each other and made it so we couldn’t lock the front door. This allowed other customers to walk in and try to order. This was at a fast food restaurant and my boss wouldn’t let me deny the new customers ice cream. Which is the only thing that took less than 5 minutes to make so i wasn’t allowed to close it until the front doors were locked. So I spent an hour and forty minutes cleaning areas I have already cleaned and wanting scream at the assholes who don’t pay attention to the sign on the front door that says when we close.

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I don’t wanna

Go Ahead Drink Up

Go ahead drink up

8 months ago
I Dont Remember Which One I Watched Last
I Dont Remember Which One I Watched Last

I don’t remember which one I watched last 🤷‍♀️

This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

ETA - I'm gonna say that react channels or YouTube videos or podcasts count cause fuck it

I’ve never had that quote said to me while working but I have longer for the day the day someone said that to me so I can enlighten them on how wrong they truly are. But it’s good to know that there are people that actually realize that retail/food workers are people too.

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