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fortunecookiewarlock
8 months ago

Now It may just be me, but despite his lack of Britishness, I think Alan Alda woulda been great on Doctor who.


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fortunecookiewarlock
8 months ago

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

fortunecookiewarlock
8 months ago
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fortunecookiewarlock
8 months ago

"I think youll find Im universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult."

"Its just a lot of wavy lines"

"Yeah, shorted out. Finally, a lie too big. "

"I Think Youll Find Im Universally Recognised As A Mature And Responsible Adult."
fortunecookiewarlock
8 months ago
I Dont Remember Which One I Watched Last
I Dont Remember Which One I Watched Last

I don’t remember which one I watched last 🤷‍♀️

This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

ETA - I'm gonna say that react channels or YouTube videos or podcasts count cause fuck it

fortunecookiewarlock
9 months ago
I Relate To This So Much. For Years, Even After I Knew That I Was Trans, I Thought That I Didn't Really
I Relate To This So Much. For Years, Even After I Knew That I Was Trans, I Thought That I Didn't Really
I Relate To This So Much. For Years, Even After I Knew That I Was Trans, I Thought That I Didn't Really
I Relate To This So Much. For Years, Even After I Knew That I Was Trans, I Thought That I Didn't Really
I Relate To This So Much. For Years, Even After I Knew That I Was Trans, I Thought That I Didn't Really

I relate to this so much. for years, even after I knew that I was trans, I thought that I didn't really experience gender dysphoria. it was only after I started transitioning that I realized how much it had affected me

fortunecookiewarlock
9 months ago

Mmmmmmm… see but Tolkien was a former soldier that had a linguistics degree and wrote LoTR as a professor as well, also he was smart. I am none of those things.

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9 months ago
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9 months ago
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fortunecookiewarlock
11 months ago

Yall need to realize that kids today still do this on occasion, and that the big thing that’s stopping them isn’t the electronics but the parents. I used to be able to go outside, run around for hours, walk to my local pond and watch alligators, but watching my younger cousins at around the same age I was and they are always told not to leave the yard, always tell the parents where they are going, and never do anything dangerous, whether it’s because it’s actually dangerous or just potentially expensive. The problem isn’t necessarily electronics but instead the worry of parents and their overprotectiveness.

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fortunecookiewarlock
11 months ago
fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

Hear me out, what if we DIDN’T take my favorite childhood comics and make them political??

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fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

I’ve never had that quote said to me while working but I have longer for the day the day someone said that to me so I can enlighten them on how wrong they truly are. But it’s good to know that there are people that actually realize that retail/food workers are people too.

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fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago
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fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

Boy I wish I had customers like you and the couple in the original post, I remember one time when I was working close one group of 4 came in at seven, which is 2 hours before we closed during the weekday, they stayed until 10:40 talking to each other and made it so we couldn’t lock the front door. This allowed other customers to walk in and try to order. This was at a fast food restaurant and my boss wouldn’t let me deny the new customers ice cream. Which is the only thing that took less than 5 minutes to make so i wasn’t allowed to close it until the front doors were locked. So I spent an hour and forty minutes cleaning areas I have already cleaned and wanting scream at the assholes who don’t pay attention to the sign on the front door that says when we close.

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fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago
I Guess Ill Post My Memes Now

I guess I’ll post my memes now 🤷🏽‍♀️

fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

If theres a zombie apocalypse who wants to raid the Norway Oreo vault with me?

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fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago
fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

I don’t wanna

Go Ahead Drink Up

Go ahead drink up

fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

The major problem -one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem…

…Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?

-Douglas Adam’s

Restaurant at the end of the universe, Chap 28

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fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

I desire to roll past people whilst looking like trelawny from RDR2.

I want heelies but as dress shoes

fortunecookiewarlock
1 year ago

I want heelies but as dress shoes


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