foxcilious

IF nautical nonsense be something you wish

LOADING NONSENSE 20% 20% 80% but then the computer crashes and explodes18 btw

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Angel Is Literally So Fucked Up Right Now Cause Her Eyes Are Dilated Like All The Way Through So She

angel is literally so fucked up right now cause her eyes are dilated like all the way through so she looks exactly like those alien cat edits

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foxcilious

7 months ago

pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them

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no bc this is literally that twitter post about pancakes and waffles i said I like pancakes why are you mad that I didn’t mention waffles or assuming I just just hate waffles that was NOT what the conversation was and you know it I swear people like that are definitely only children who were never told no

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foxcilious

1 year ago

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

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cruel unusual and twisted punishment

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foxcilious

1 year ago

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should actually be child abuse if she wants it reclaimed so badly why doesn’t she just change her name instead of ruining her babies life for something so stupid AND also if it was actually creative it wouldn’t fall into such a predictable pattern they only reason it offends them is because they know it’s not actually creative and just lazy copy pasting

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foxcilious

1 year ago

She was one of us, man. I'm claiming her

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WHAT was she hoping to accomplish by doing this

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foxcilious

1 year ago

A CNN Politics article of dubious authenticity, titled "'Insane Clown Posse' duo Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope announce 2024 Presidential bid".

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

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life is homestuck whats next some guy in sunglasses makes movies so bad we pay him to stop Or maybe our whole planet will be wiped out by 13yos playing roblox OR MAYBE WE MAKE CONTACT WITH ALIENS JUST FOR THEM TO BULLY US THROUGH MESSAGES FROM THE FUTURE

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