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pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them
This might be the anger from last year speaking, I ended up with no real friends because everyone formed cliques and any time I made friends it was obviously the “you’re here because we feel bad” situation or have my really good friends I managed to make just up and leave one day. Literal nonsense for no reason.
Just had a thought and need to write it down:
Nothing makes me angrier than when you’re supposed to be in a mix and match social interaction. You’re supposed to go and meet new people for an activity or something but people take the activity to SPECIFICALLY ONLY TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS AND THE PERSON ORCHESTRATING THE MIX AND MATCH DOES NOTHING.
Just had a thought and need to write it down:
Nothing makes me angrier than when you’re supposed to be in a mix and match social interaction. You’re supposed to go and meet new people for an activity or something but people take the activity to SPECIFICALLY ONLY TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS AND THE PERSON ORCHESTRATING THE MIX AND MATCH DOES NOTHING.
Hey you guys 50 likes subscriber special when
Just thought about how the “I’m not a kissboy” meme is just stuilly
You DO NOT NEED MORE THAN 1-5 spurts of perfume or cologne to just be out and about
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
I don’t block people who’s opinions upset me, I just spectate them like bugs on in the floor of my garden that I think are interesting looking.
Why would people draw Batman and Superman fighting?
THEY WOULD KISS
*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*
Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-
*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*
angel is literally so fucked up right now cause her eyes are dilated like all the way through so she looks exactly like those alien cat edits
i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes also ping me or something if you draw it i want to see.
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."
Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.