XEN IS HERE GUYS

XEN IS HERE GUYS

hey guys I don't mean to intrude on your stuff but the crowbar collective have finally finished the xen chapters of black mesa

I 110% agree with this post in every single way, i hate the corruption and bloated bureaucracy but compared to the other factions, especially the fucking legion cause fuck those cosplayers

“I know the NCR has problems with corruption, but I don’t see any other factions in any of the games building schools, making railroads, creating jobs that don’t involve mercenary work, or creating rational rule of law. I’d still like them to step up their game and get rid of the influence of money in their politics, but I’m still going to be loyal to the New California Republic.”

Fallout Confessions

Time to take a crack at this cause it slaps! Hope it ain’t inaccurate Alyx: …uhhh, Russel? Russel: yea alyx? Alyx: *touching the wings* do the… do the syringes or spores around here have any hallucinatory effects? Russel: …no? They do have minor mutagenic effects but if you have a mask then there’s nothing to worry about! …you DID bring a mask, right? …right Alyx? Alyx: no i did not and there are uhh-… there are wings! Russel: there are WHAT!? Alyx: WINGS! Russel: oh no, your father is going to kill me, uhh where are they coming from? Alyx: there uhh-… there coming from my back!? They are kind of growing by the second here Russel: Do they hurt?! Alyx: n-no??? They feel weird but not painful weird??? Just-… they shouldn’t be there??? Russel: i’ll… im going to try to get a vort on the line

Traveling through the quarantine zone Alyx discovers she's growing wings.

were all fucked but we can have fun while were here

Charles bruso 2018

tats mazing

Bioshock Acting AU

Where everyone’s acting and it’s absolute hell.

- Some of the actors are just like the characters they play or take it extremely seriously as method actors. Andrew Ryan gets pretty in character, but Steinman does some pretty Leto-ish shenanigans though and everyone’s tired of his shit by the time filming’s finished.

- On the other end of the spectrum, Sofia Lamb is completely different once the cameras stop rolling as is Fontaine. Lamb is hilarious and causes most of the bloopers. They’re both friends with most of the cast.

- Fontaine brings cookies for the girls and the other cast members. He’s actually married (Moira and Patrick are references to his wife and son) but still from Brooklyn. He messes up his Atlas voice a lot and it gets to the point he gets pissed.

- There are so many takes of Ryan’s speech. There are so many takes. “I chose the impossible… I chose… Fuck.”

- Cohen is a comedian and hilariously enough takes acting the least seriously. He ad libs a lot. Filming Fort Frolic is so much fun, they can barely get through the scenes everyone’s dying. The Kyle Fitzpatrick one is nearly impossible.

- Cohen falls down the steps and it makes that whole moment that much funnier he and Jack nearly piss themselves.

- Sinclair trips when he runs to the platform and falls flat on his face. Everyone loses it and Lamb’s cackling over the speakers. A splicer helps him up and they find out he broke his wrist.

- On the plus side, the girls sign his cast. It’s still pretty embarrassing, though.

- Porter used pictures of his actual wife and her voice for Pearl.

- Tenenbaum’s accent is 100% real as is Lamb’s and Alexander’s. Eleanor is Irish and sometimes her accent slips. Sinclair does have a Southern accent but it’s not as over the top.

- Delta, the Big Daddies, Brutes, and Crawlers are CGI so their actors are in special suits and look ridiculous.

- The splicers take off their makeup and prosthetics in front of the girls so they don’t get scared.

- Grace is an R&B artist who was very big in the 80’s-90’s. Stanley is a late night TV host who came up with the wild whoopie line on the fly. Everyone loved it. Delta, Sinclair, and Lamb laugh so hard they cry when they hear it because they don’t expect it.

- Alex the Great is later put in with CGI so there’s nothing there for Delta to react to.

- Andrew Ryan’s death is so overdramatic and there are multiple takes because Jack and Fontaine lose it at the final obey. Ryan gets pissed.

- There are so many pranks on set.

- There are tons of Instagram photos of the girls on set drinking juice pouches in their chairs. Tenenbaum joins them.

- Fontaine wears the CGI suit for the final fight and it’s ridiculous. He has bruises from the girls who get way too into beating him up.

This is fucking perfect and I’m going to start doing the bird call thing

FO4 Companions as Players I’ve Met in FO76

[This somewhat references the  list of players I’ve met in Fallout 76 here.]

Cait: The chick who, immediately upon meeting me, kept giving me the ‘PVP’ emote and jumping around in my face with an axe

Codsworth: The very first player I met in the game, fresh out of the vault, who was just as confused as I was

Curie: The Mom Figure who found me fighting a group of Scorched and supported me with free purified water (but didn’t try to help me fight)

Danse: The really leveled player who came into my camp while I was building, greeted me with a wave emote, used my workbenches, then dropped some stimpaks and pies as a ‘thank you’ before departing. (might as well have called me civilian)

Deacon: The guy who showed up at my CAMP, didn’t attack me, didn’t break or steal anything, just made direct eye contact, teabagged my bed for like a full minute, and ran away

Hancock: The guy I fought a gang of super mutants with, who was just as bad in combat as I am, and basically just ended up taking turns dying with me

MacCready: The southern guy who kept making bird calls at a Scorchbeast, calling them ‘fuckin ugly ass birds’ 

Piper: The guy who shot me when we were fighting a horde and felt so bad he gave me like.. 11 stimpaks as an apology

Preston: The guy who realized I was new to the game and gave me like two dozen plans for my camp instead of selling them

Strong: The semi-drunk southern gentleman who’s friends were just kinda like ‘yeah that’s Bob he does that sometimes’ as we watched him absolutely demolish a group of raiders

Nick: The guy who let me spent 5 minutes thinking I was talking to myself before he told me my mic was on

X6-88: The guy who spent a full 10 minutes explaining how to do part of a quest, only to finish explaining, ask where I was, and find out that in that 10 minutes, I’d already gone and done the quest myself