Time To Take A Crack At This Cause It Slaps! Hope It Aint InaccurateAlyx: Uhhh, Russel?Russel: Yea Alyx?Alyx:

Time to take a crack at this cause it slaps! Hope it ain’t inaccurate Alyx: …uhhh, Russel? Russel: yea alyx? Alyx: *touching the wings* do the… do the syringes or spores around here have any hallucinatory effects? Russel: …no? They do have minor mutagenic effects but if you have a mask then there’s nothing to worry about! …you DID bring a mask, right? …right Alyx? Alyx: no i did not and there are uhh-… there are wings! Russel: there are WHAT!? Alyx: WINGS! Russel: oh no, your father is going to kill me, uhh where are they coming from? Alyx: there uhh-… there coming from my back!? They are kind of growing by the second here Russel: Do they hurt?! Alyx: n-no??? They feel weird but not painful weird??? Just-… they shouldn’t be there??? Russel: i’ll… im going to try to get a vort on the line

Traveling through the quarantine zone Alyx discovers she's growing wings.

were all fucked but we can have fun while were here

Charles bruso 2018

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 @fairyhaven13​ 

I spent all day drawing over that one video of the kid chucking the ping pong paddle because your reply reminded me of how much I needed this to exist (watch with sound :)) 

XEN IS HERE GUYS

hey guys I don't mean to intrude on your stuff but the crowbar collective have finally finished the xen chapters of black mesa

What if, hear me out, vorts pulled some bullshit somehow interweaving the mind of Gina with the suit, stupidest idea ive had all year but it would just be interesting especailly if the suit slows deviated from its program and sounded more and more like actual Gina

According to one of Half-Life: Decay creators Gina Cross died somewhere in Xen. Colette Green got stuck in the personal collection of a bureaucrat with a suitcase. I stubbornly deny this scenario, but one needs to have a plan in case it turns out to be canon.

Gina invented the HEV Suit. Therefore, HEV has her voice. So here’s another scenario for you: Colette wakes up from stasis to do great things… and then her armor speaks to her using the voice of her deceased girlfriend.

This is fucking perfect and I’m going to start doing the bird call thing

FO4 Companions as Players I’ve Met in FO76

[This somewhat references the  list of players I’ve met in Fallout 76 here.]

Cait: The chick who, immediately upon meeting me, kept giving me the ‘PVP’ emote and jumping around in my face with an axe

Codsworth: The very first player I met in the game, fresh out of the vault, who was just as confused as I was

Curie: The Mom Figure who found me fighting a group of Scorched and supported me with free purified water (but didn’t try to help me fight)

Danse: The really leveled player who came into my camp while I was building, greeted me with a wave emote, used my workbenches, then dropped some stimpaks and pies as a ‘thank you’ before departing. (might as well have called me civilian)

Deacon: The guy who showed up at my CAMP, didn’t attack me, didn’t break or steal anything, just made direct eye contact, teabagged my bed for like a full minute, and ran away

Hancock: The guy I fought a gang of super mutants with, who was just as bad in combat as I am, and basically just ended up taking turns dying with me

MacCready: The southern guy who kept making bird calls at a Scorchbeast, calling them ‘fuckin ugly ass birds’ 

Piper: The guy who shot me when we were fighting a horde and felt so bad he gave me like.. 11 stimpaks as an apology

Preston: The guy who realized I was new to the game and gave me like two dozen plans for my camp instead of selling them

Strong: The semi-drunk southern gentleman who’s friends were just kinda like ‘yeah that’s Bob he does that sometimes’ as we watched him absolutely demolish a group of raiders

Nick: The guy who let me spent 5 minutes thinking I was talking to myself before he told me my mic was on

X6-88: The guy who spent a full 10 minutes explaining how to do part of a quest, only to finish explaining, ask where I was, and find out that in that 10 minutes, I’d already gone and done the quest myself