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Have a little Rolan waving at you.

I said not right now, Sceleritas.

obsessed w/ them

ultimate ships challenge - [1/10] forehead against forehead

COMMANDER SHEPARD

"Few people know what Shepard's been through. I'd like to think I come pretty close. And I worry sometimes she forgets: there's a whole bunch of people who lose sleep over her getting back home." -David Anderson

comic wip, uncensored version will be uploaded when all pages are done :)

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alien ass can be shown i'm pretty sure

There's an obscure and criminally underrated anime based on the children's book "You're Umasou" which follows a young tyrannosaurus unwittingly adopting a newborn ankylosaurus and having to raise him. This film deserves more attention.

This is amazing!!!!!

This company is so unserious, I love it.

The time has finally come, my console friends! Though I do have the game on PC, I do prefer my nice, comfy console, so this will be great! Thank you, Larian, for everything you've done. And thank you to all the wonderful voice actors and to the modding community as a whole!

Let the chaos begin!

the difference 2 years can make

The most terrifying things about working at a haunted house - the pay and working conditions!

Warning: Orlampic may cause sleepiness, drooling, sudden eye crossing, eye and ear blindness, sudden head-turnabouts, immaculate conceptions, turning into dust and blowing away, time travel, or sound Irish. Please consult your physician before taking Orlampic.

NO IFY!

Daddy’s New Whip

i always love the general tumblr consensus of "halloween starts tomorrow" because we all know how it goes around here. the entire month is a celebration :) see you when the graveyard gates open

Do you think Astarion eats, like, at all? Or is it just blood, and any food he eats he does for show and just kind of. Vomits up later? I mean alcohol works on him, and he gets boners, so there's SOME bio-processes happening in there.

The point is, that assuming he does in fact eat, I imagine DUDrow and Astarion going to town on a BBQ whole pig or cow, or some other blue rare piece of meat, and you walk in on them and you genuinely think for a second they're eating a person. But it's just a rather rare side of beef.

(Must be at least brought to a safe temperature, DUDrow can still get trichinosis)

As entertaining as the scenario is, I genuinely don't think Astarion eats!

At least within mine/ANE's lore he has no use for food. He can consume it and keep it down for a while, but it doesn't taste particularly great and he does need to regurgitate it sooner or later. Alcohol has no effect on him either, unless consumed second-hand by drinking from someone who's had it (not scientifically sound, I just think that's funny).

Obviously, it's a losing battle to try and apply biology to a DnD/mythological creature, so I'm all for people making up their own rules in that regard to make as interesting a character/life-state as they can.

Here's some aspects of vampirism as it applies to the canon I made up, and Astarion by extension:

Generally, a vampire's body is in stasis. It's in a stand-still that emulates the exact biology it had when it died.

if enacted within the appropriate amount of time, drinking blood and sleeping in caskets will regenerate most injuries, even ones that would be fatal to humans. The exceptions being: traumatic punctures to the heart, a beheading, or extended exposure to sun-light.

They are entirely immune to things like internal bleeding, infection, or organ failure. They are not immune to blood loss.

Hunger, proximity to running bodies of water, holy places, or entering homes without invitation will drain a vampire's vigor, perhaps even to the point of complete lethargy, but it won't kill them.

-And by "draining their vigor" I mean that they slowly begin to resemble rotting cadavers more and more in smell, appearance, and function.

Unless very freshly fed, a vampire will always emanate some kind of deathly, earthy scent. Said smell is specially apparent in their bodily secretions regardless of satiety.

They are very susceptible to bed-sores.

They have no means of biological reproduction. Their nut's dead.

If it's of any consolation to you, though, I've always had it in my mind that Astarion enjoys watching DU drow eat. So, we can still have the weird "walking into euphemistic cannibalism" scenario but now it's even stranger because one dude is just getting off to it in a corner instead of participating!

So im making a spotify list to play at my work. It needs to be radio version, but does anyone have some overlooked/ underappreciated spooky music?

My own pick is the original tip toe through the tulips.

So I had started a fallout 4 fiction and dropped it due to no one I know showing any interest. Thought maybe I'd try again on tumbler, and if there is interest to continue it. Please let me know what you think for good or for ill.

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Hey everyone, I'm about to finish my first playthrough and wanted to ask about the best nsfw mods for my second. Not totally sure who I'll romance so all suggestions welcome. I will be playing a humanoid female.