Deity Of Fail

Deity of fail

well isn't that great 😭😭

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

david tennant character vs. weeping angels

i was thinking about this then i forgot about it and then i woke up dreaming about him again

stopping the master from committing atrocities, a manual:

step 1. pick them up.

step 2. hold gently.

step 3. avoid getting bitten.

success!

Headcanon that The Doctor is fluent in human languages and how they’re heard is actually how they’re speaking, no translation necessary, they Speak Human Good

The Master, meanwhile, is fluent in the languages yes; they’re human languages it’s not like they’re complicated; but hasn’t bothered to ‘go native’ and perfect their pronunciation because it’s such a waste of time to lower themself to that drivel when they can use their superior Time Lord technology to translate for them and make them sound however they need

Which means that The Master has a ridiculously thick High Gallifreyan accent

And since we always describe High Gallifreyan as being song-like…

-TARDIS breaks down and translation circuit is no longer functional-

Master: -speaks in high gallifreyan to the doctor-

Doctor: no, come on, we can’t do this all by ourselves, you have to include the others in the conversation as well

Master: -starts scribbling out their words on a piece of paper-

Doctor: no, we don’t have time for that! we need to figure out what we’re going to do now and don’t have time for you to sit there writing everything down; come on, i know you speak english, just say what you need to say

Master: >:(

Doctor: come on :)

Master: …

Master: -through gritted teeth-🕺🎶I’m going to fucking stab you🎶💃