The Doctor Has Plot Armor Yes, But Its Also Quite Literally The Worst Plot Armor Ever. Its Pretty Much

the doctor has plot armor yes, but it’s also quite literally the worst plot armor ever. it’s pretty much just an excuse to put them through the worst situations ever and then go “but it’s the doctor so they’re fine” and meanwhile the doctor is having a moral crisis and needs more therapy than anyone ever has

This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life

david tennant character vs. weeping angels

Headcanon that The Doctor is fluent in human languages and how they’re heard is actually how they’re speaking, no translation necessary, they Speak Human Good

The Master, meanwhile, is fluent in the languages yes; they’re human languages it’s not like they’re complicated; but hasn’t bothered to ‘go native’ and perfect their pronunciation because it’s such a waste of time to lower themself to that drivel when they can use their superior Time Lord technology to translate for them and make them sound however they need

Which means that The Master has a ridiculously thick High Gallifreyan accent

And since we always describe High Gallifreyan as being song-like…

-TARDIS breaks down and translation circuit is no longer functional-

Master: -speaks in high gallifreyan to the doctor-

Doctor: no, come on, we can’t do this all by ourselves, you have to include the others in the conversation as well

Master: -starts scribbling out their words on a piece of paper-

Doctor: no, we don’t have time for that! we need to figure out what we’re going to do now and don’t have time for you to sit there writing everything down; come on, i know you speak english, just say what you need to say

Master: >:(

Doctor: come on :)

Master: …

Master: -through gritted teeth-🕺🎶I’m going to fucking stab you🎶💃