Egg: I Wont Knight Him In Hell!!!

Egg: i won’t knight him in hell!!!

Lucerys: I can’t marry him, he’s not a knight!!!! 😤

Aemond: [shaking down the nearest knights to give him the shortest squireship-to-knighthood in the history of westeros]

Aemond hunting down the closest person who can knight him:

What if Omega!Aegon was married to Beta!Helaena

one year later Aegon delivered silver-haired twins, Jaehaerys and Jaehaera. Everyone was happy especially Alicent who was so proud that her bloodline gave the “purest” Targaryen-looking kids, not like Rhaenyra’s.

Then there comes Maelor, a healthy strong boy with hair brown as autumn leaves, brown wide eyes as well. Aegon was tired, sweaty but thrilled, holding his baby like he’s made of glass. Helaena was thrilled. Viserys was content. Alicent looked like she’s having a faint.

She declared to the country she’s so happy as a grandmother that the baby got “her hair”. But inside the Keep she kept pressing ageon about who was real father.

Egg: i don’t understand the question. I thought you were happy about my little angel.

Alicent: you think I am an idiot? Who was it? Don’t tell me it was some tramp knight in the flea bottom.

Egg: whatever you say dear mom

Alicent: don’t be smug. You shamed our family as you always do. I won’t let that bastard of yours near the throne. He ain’t getting any title or lands when he comes of age.

Egg: could you please not call my son bastard? He’s my true born. As much as I’m yours.

Alicent: God I wish I hadn’t. Take the bastard boy out of my sight. 

Aegon holding the baby walking to the door when Alicent stopped him, “You need to name Jaehaerys your heir and announce his and Jaehaera’s engagement tomorrow. To enhance their claim and keep bloodline pure like what I arrange for you and your sister.”

Egg: You can’t be serious! They are still babies!

Alicent: The decision is made. You want to disobey your mother and Queen?

Egg: you want to know the real father? Fine i tell you. maelor’s father is the same tramp who fathered the twin. The three of them share the same “bastard” blood. I hope this satisfied you, YOUR GRACE.

He left in triumph, never feeling so well

Meanwhile on Dragonstone:

Jacaerys sneezed*

Lucerys: you okay?

Jacaerys: yah i think someone just called me names.

Jace: I'm the type to restart a song cause i got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

Aegon: Funny you never thought about that during our sex when you got distracted and wasn’t appreciating me enough

Jace: I —

Jace to Luke: I sent Aegon a selfie half an hour ago but he hasn’t replied. Do you think he may not like it???

Meanwhile Aegon to Aemond: bro how do you spell gorjus?

Omg I have so many questions….I love the drama in this au does aegon and his daughter run away??🤩 how does aemond and Luke feel about jace killing aegons kids… does jace love his daughter and want to marry him to his son??

Hi anon, would it be terribly bad if i told you i haven’t thought it through, like I only have brief clips in my head…

Like said it’s not gonna be happy ending so I would picture Aegon eventually died at the cage where he was born and that’s when Jace painfully realize he was the one he couldn’t live without (but it’s too late).

Although it would be tons of fun to imagine he didn’t actually die but escaped (with someone’s help maybe) and started a new life with his little angel.

Also I had this thought that Aemond firstly laughed at how his brother became so vulnerable and sensitive when losing his unborn children. It’s seen as a sign of weakness. And then one day he almost lost his little baby (like they were attacked by assassins), and he suddenly understood the feelings, the pain and suffering. He couldn’t imagine something like that happened to him and Lucerys. So he became more tolerant and sympathetic.

I say Aemond would become irritated when he found out the truth because in my mind, he and Aegon actually had a strong brotherhood bond. I don’t think he could forgive someone easily who actually hurt his brother so much. But Jacaerys is his king and brother-in-law so things could get a little tense.

Jace loved his daughter but he wanted his son on the throne. If Aegon truly died at a young age, he probably felt sorry and regretful, and as exchange, he would give Aemma freedom to become someone she wants to be or spoil her so much as she reminds him of his past love constantly.

Omg the idea that jace literally drags aegon to their (in jaces mind) happy ending is so hilarious to me 😂👌🏻

They stumbled and fell along the way. (I love how their naturally district personalities catalyze comedy effects)