Egg: I Wont Knight Him In Hell!!!

Egg: i won’t knight him in hell!!!

Lucerys: I can’t marry him, he’s not a knight!!!! 😤

Aemond: [shaking down the nearest knights to give him the shortest squireship-to-knighthood in the history of westeros]

Aemond hunting down the closest person who can knight him:

Jacaerys Velaryon was engaged to Aegon Targaryen ii but had an illicit affair with Sara Snow when he visited the North

(Jacegon drabble where alpha!Jace not being an honorable Prince and a perfect lover (as he always is in fics))

Aegon and Jace had crush on each other from childhood. After Rhaenyra ascending to the throne and their marriage was consummated, they lived as if they were the happiest couple in town. Aegon was madly in love with Jace and very soon he gave him a beautiful silver-haired princess, Aemma. However, she neither looked like Jace nor she could very likely become their heir in future days. But Jace promise he’d love his first daughter no matter what.

And then Lucemond got married in the Sept (finally) and they started to breed like rabbits. Five years went passing and funny enough all their babies had brown hair and looked like Lucerys. Aemond was happy inside even though Aegon mocked at him saying ‘Karma for you despising and calling them Strong all those years’.

And Aemond mocked at Aegon back for not capable of bearing another child anymore due to his old drinking problem and libertine lifestyle. Aegon pretended he didn’t care but he did try so hard to change—he’s been quitting drinking a long time, going to church regularly and trying different herbal remedies which tasted like shit. He had been a brand new person. But the situation wasn’t getting any better. He couldn’t get pregnant and every time it finally happened, he just lost the baby in early months. Jace was always thoughtful and supportive as any perfect husband, telling him he couldn’t care less but Aegon started to think Aemma was merely a miracle and he was either barren or cursed.

And next time when Jacaerys returned from the North’s visit, he brought his bastard son Cregan Snow who was older than Aemma back to the capital.

Aegon was so mean to imply Luke’s kids may be bastards since Aemond used to treat him like shit but now he became the one who had to live under the same roof with an actual bastard boy, a living proof of his husband’s disloyalty. Aegon stopped laughing at anyone anymore.

Jace apologetically explained he didn’t want to leave little Cregan in Winterfall. His true firstborn deserved better education, training and comfy growing environment.

Aegon couldn’t complain cause he was not in the least a maiden when he married Jace and Jace also had this affair before he said those vows.

He figured it was Rhaenyra and Daemon’s idea all along. They thought he couldn’t have children anymore and they decided to develop the bastard boy.

He hated that the boy got Jace’s everything: his dark eyes, his curly hair, his cheekbones, and he got all northerner’s good attributes in him, determination and resolve. As a bastard, he got his prudence but also he possessed the kind of charm that makes people want to follow and die for him, just like a qualified heir to a future king.

Aegon fucking hated him and the north. He fucking hated himself as well. He hated Jacaerys when he found out it was him, not Rhaenyra and Daemon, that kept drugging him so he couldn’t have another baby of his own. That’s when he finally understood what it meant when Otto was executed and said “I died laughing because one day my bloodline would sit on the iron throne and his children and grandchildren would always have my blood” and Jace smiled cruelly saying “it wouldn’t ever happen, unfortunately”. He hated his beloved made him an idiotic fool all these years. He hated it was too late when he finally saw everything through.

Now all he wanted is to take Aemma far away in case they decide to marry her to the only living son of his husband to strengthen his claim or some noble lord in a castle. He never truly believed in Gods but now he started to pray, every single day.

I sent you some shit I wrote! sorry for the bad English (I'm from Spain :) writing in English makes it a little difficult because sometimes I feel I can't put in everything I want to

I saw it!!! I love the Tramp egg😈

Im doing some of my shit so I’m gonna relish it carefully again later. Love your work

Bruh how did rhaenyra die

Idk. In my mind she was like getting tired of the iron chair and chased her childhood dream with Daemon (or Alicent???) (I love some awkward love triangle)

She was deeply loved by all her children who would fight wars for her. And I believe Jace would make a even better ruler.

Omg I have so many questions….I love the drama in this au does aegon and his daughter run away??🤩 how does aemond and Luke feel about jace killing aegons kids… does jace love his daughter and want to marry him to his son??

Hi anon, would it be terribly bad if i told you i haven’t thought it through, like I only have brief clips in my head…

Like said it’s not gonna be happy ending so I would picture Aegon eventually died at the cage where he was born and that’s when Jace painfully realize he was the one he couldn’t live without (but it’s too late).

Although it would be tons of fun to imagine he didn’t actually die but escaped (with someone’s help maybe) and started a new life with his little angel.

Also I had this thought that Aemond firstly laughed at how his brother became so vulnerable and sensitive when losing his unborn children. It’s seen as a sign of weakness. And then one day he almost lost his little baby (like they were attacked by assassins), and he suddenly understood the feelings, the pain and suffering. He couldn’t imagine something like that happened to him and Lucerys. So he became more tolerant and sympathetic.

I say Aemond would become irritated when he found out the truth because in my mind, he and Aegon actually had a strong brotherhood bond. I don’t think he could forgive someone easily who actually hurt his brother so much. But Jacaerys is his king and brother-in-law so things could get a little tense.

Jace loved his daughter but he wanted his son on the throne. If Aegon truly died at a young age, he probably felt sorry and regretful, and as exchange, he would give Aemma freedom to become someone she wants to be or spoil her so much as she reminds him of his past love constantly.

they are not part of the same family!

their relationship is a little toxic, I think?! Aegon grew up hearing gossip from his mother's mouth about how Rhaenyra carried bastards in her belly and her husband a very rich and "extravagant" man didn't seem to mind unlike his gossipy neighbors. One day, twelve-year-old Aegon showed up at the playground near Jace's house and decided that it would be nice to keep calling the little boy "bastard" "lord lady strong".

wasn't cool, obviously, but Aegon found it very funny the way the boy made a frown as he ran after him to finally punch him.

Of course, when they grew up, Aegon didn't leave Jace alone. Always picking on the boy's way of life, making fun of his expensive clothes and high nose. Jace was deeply irritated by everything the other did, but the real cause of his irritation was knowing that deep down he liked the exclusive attention the blond gave to himself. Aegon is a piece of shit, but he has already saved Jace from two muggings, has beaten countless guys who tried to approach him and obviously threatened anyone who dared to question the last name the boy carried.

Aegon would be Jace's first. His first kiss. His first time. His first love. Aegon would always go looking for Jace, and if Aegon didn't go, Jace would, just like he had eight months ago when Aegon had decided to send the boy to hell for being so spoiled and not going to the rich neighborhood for more than a week. Jace had no qualms as he grabbed his coat and walked to the streets below, where the less fortunate stayed.

Of course, it was a bad idea as soon as the boy got there, because it didn't take even five minutes for a trio of men to corner him against the wall. Luckily Aegon showed up, rudely sending them all to hell.

Jace is exclusively Aegon's, everyone knows.

Oh I love this evolved from “love story from school” to “chasing and hiding love games”

We all know canon Aegon is a rich trash but he definitely suits 100% the tramp vibe!!! With bad cigarettes and ragged clothes and cursewords you know???? in his own way he is attracted to princess Jacaerys.

Also I bet that their first time happened on the cushion in the lousy van (somehow ageon makes it romantic)