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Lucerys: What time will you be at home babe? I’m cooking us dinner

Aemond: ...7pm n I’ll bring the fire extinguisher

Lucerys: [angry face] I can cook!

Aemond: Luke, last time you cooked the kitchen was on fire

Aemond: and the family almost had food poisoning

Lucerys: ONE TIME, Aemond, ONE TIME

Luke is a bad cook in my hc

Jacaerys Velaryon was engaged to Aegon Targaryen ii but had an illicit affair with Sara Snow when he visited the North

(Jacegon drabble where alpha!Jace not being an honorable Prince and a perfect lover (as he always is in fics))

Aegon and Jace had crush on each other from childhood. After Rhaenyra ascending to the throne and their marriage was consummated, they lived as if they were the happiest couple in town. Aegon was madly in love with Jace and very soon he gave him a beautiful silver-haired princess, Aemma. However, she neither looked like Jace nor she could very likely become their heir in future days. But Jace promise he’d love his first daughter no matter what.

And then Lucemond got married in the Sept (finally) and they started to breed like rabbits. Five years went passing and funny enough all their babies had brown hair and looked like Lucerys. Aemond was happy inside even though Aegon mocked at him saying ‘Karma for you despising and calling them Strong all those years’.

And Aemond mocked at Aegon back for not capable of bearing another child anymore due to his old drinking problem and libertine lifestyle. Aegon pretended he didn’t care but he did try so hard to change—he’s been quitting drinking a long time, going to church regularly and trying different herbal remedies which tasted like shit. He had been a brand new person. But the situation wasn’t getting any better. He couldn’t get pregnant and every time it finally happened, he just lost the baby in early months. Jace was always thoughtful and supportive as any perfect husband, telling him he couldn’t care less but Aegon started to think Aemma was merely a miracle and he was either barren or cursed.

And next time when Jacaerys returned from the North’s visit, he brought his bastard son Cregan Snow who was older than Aemma back to the capital.

Aegon was so mean to imply Luke’s kids may be bastards since Aemond used to treat him like shit but now he became the one who had to live under the same roof with an actual bastard boy, a living proof of his husband’s disloyalty. Aegon stopped laughing at anyone anymore.

Jace apologetically explained he didn’t want to leave little Cregan in Winterfall. His true firstborn deserved better education, training and comfy growing environment.

Aegon couldn’t complain cause he was not in the least a maiden when he married Jace and Jace also had this affair before he said those vows.

He figured it was Rhaenyra and Daemon’s idea all along. They thought he couldn’t have children anymore and they decided to develop the bastard boy.

He hated that the boy got Jace’s everything: his dark eyes, his curly hair, his cheekbones, and he got all northerner’s good attributes in him, determination and resolve. As a bastard, he got his prudence but also he possessed the kind of charm that makes people want to follow and die for him, just like a qualified heir to a future king.

Aegon fucking hated him and the north. He fucking hated himself as well. He hated Jacaerys when he found out it was him, not Rhaenyra and Daemon, that kept drugging him so he couldn’t have another baby of his own. That’s when he finally understood what it meant when Otto was executed and said “I died laughing because one day my bloodline would sit on the iron throne and his children and grandchildren would always have my blood” and Jace smiled cruelly saying “it wouldn’t ever happen, unfortunately”. He hated his beloved made him an idiotic fool all these years. He hated it was too late when he finally saw everything through.

Now all he wanted is to take Aemma far away in case they decide to marry her to the only living son of his husband to strengthen his claim or some noble lord in a castle. He never truly believed in Gods but now he started to pray, every single day.

Modern AU - Luke’s college boyfriend

Jacegon being older and more experienced

Aegon: I’m meeting Jace tonight I need you to stay home covering it up for me

Aemond: Can’t do. I’m busy tonight

Aegon: What could you possibly be busy with? Studying for exam? Knitting a scarf? Going to your hair stylist’s?

Aemond: No. I promised Luke we’d Netflix and chill

Aegon: LMAO I’m afraid that means something different than you may think, little brother

Aemond: It means Luke and I are gonna have sex

Aegon: Oh

Aegon: I’m impressed

Sociopath convict couple! Lucemond

Aemond “one-eye” Targaryen was born into high nobility but became an infamous outlaw in his early 20s. He was unpredictable, violent and dangerous, wanted by several governments. He enjoyed making any corner of the world his crime scene and never got caught. He was the idol of felons.

He was seen on occasions with a young dark-haired boy on his side, who was firstly believed to be his hostage, until a video released showing they were doing armed robbery in a bank together. People then believed the boy was the victim of Stockholm syndrome, brainwashed by evil Aemond.

But Lucerys ain’t victim at all. He asked or even begged for Aemond to take him along. They finally became a pair of desperados. Deep down Luke hated dreary days and humdrum life he was suffering before everyday — waiting tables, stupid friends, family responsibilities. Deep down he was thirsty for thrill. He couldn’t stop after the first taste of criminality. That’s who he was and what he lived for.

They met by accident and fell in love on the first sight. Aemond didn’t want him to follow after several acts. Looking at Luke getting so excited and bloodthirsty, he wished this boy could go back to a normal life track instead of sticking with him. So one afternoon in a motel Ameond warned him “Going on like this, you’ll have no peace, no shred of break for the rest of your life”

Luke wearing his tie only, still flushed and sweaty from minute-ago sex, but his eyes full of stars, “You promise?” his voice never so brighter.

Aemond hopelessly smiled, kissed Lucerys hard, “Can’t say no to you, my sweet Bonnie”

“Glad to hear this, Mr. Clyde.” Lucerys giggled.

Aemond I knew it’s you:

Aemond: I can’t believe we finally make it

Lucerys: I can’t believe either

Aemond: After what we’ve been through, what the odds with all the people in the world that you chose me and I chose you?

Lucerys: i know

Aemond: Isn’t it just so pretty to think there was some invisible string tying you to me?

Lucerys:

Lucerys: I’m pretty sure that string called family, uncle

My friend sent this hilarious meme and I couldn’t help myself… so lucemond

Luke: Mondays are like Aemond

Jace: How?

Luke: They come to soon

Jace: wai…wh…Why are u telling me this???

Luke: Sometimes they are also too much to take

Jace:

Jace: I’m blocking you

Lucerys: I gotta tell you something

Aemond: Which is?

Lucerys: Promise me you won’t freak out

Aemond: What makes you think I would freak out? *snorts

Lucerys: I’m in love with you

Aemond:

Aemond: I’m freaking out

Modern AU - When they have therapy p3

Lucerys: Confrontation is the one thing I’m really terrible at

Lucerys: I would avoid it at all costs

Dr. Shrink: Could you give me an example?

Lucerys: Once I tried to break up with a one-eyed guy and I danced around it so much. He didn’t know I had broke up with him

Lucerys: Three years later we’re still married

Omg that story is amazing, what do you think would happen is jace asked for help? Would cregan say yes or like would aegon feel conflicted and loyal to his green family in king landing

Hi anon, since the AI contributed a lot to the story so I asked it to continue. Here’s what it gave and i would put down my thoughts below. You could choose between these two versions!

From ChatGPT:

As the war raged on, Jacaerys Velaryon knew that he needed the support of the North to win the conflict for his mother, Princess Rhaenyra. He mounted his dragon and flew to Winterfell, hoping to convince his friend Cregan Stark to join their cause.

As they sat in front of a roaring fireplace in the Great Hall, Jacaerys pleaded with Cregan to join his mother's cause, explaining the injustices she had suffered and the rightful claim she had to the Iron Throne.

Cregan listened intently, but he was torn. He knew that Aegon, his husband, was fighting for the opposing side, and he could not simply abandon his duty to his house and his people. At the same time, he could not ignore the plight of his friend and the justness of his cause.

Aegon, meanwhile, struggled with his own loyalties. He loved Jacaerys deeply and could not bear the thought of fighting against him and his mother. At the same time, he knew that he had a duty to his house and his King.

For weeks, Aegon and Cregan debated their loyalties, torn between their love for each other and their duty to their respective sides. Jacaerys stayed at Winterfell, hoping that his presence would sway Cregan's decision.

In the end, Cregan made the difficult decision to remain loyal to King Aemond. He told Jacaerys that he could not support his cause, but that he would not fight against him either. Aegon also pledged to remain neutral in the conflict.

Jacaerys was disappointed, but he understood. He hugged both Aegon and Cregan, telling them that he respected their decisions and hoped that they would remain friends despite the conflict. Aegon and Cregan held each other tightly, both knowing that the war would test their relationship like never before.

As the war continued to rage, Aegon and Cregan remained in Winterfell, watching from afar as their respective sides fought for the Iron Throne. Aegon and Jace never wrote letters again to each other, knowing that their relationship would be forever changed by the conflict.

Eventually, the war came to an end, with Aegon's side emerging victorious. Aegon and Cregan knew that they would have to return to King's Landing, where Aegon would be hailed as a hero and Cregan would be welcomed back as a loyal servant of the King.

Upon returning to the capital after all those years, Aegon and Cregan were greeted with mixed emotions. On the one hand, Aegon was relieved to be back in his homeland after so many years in the North. On the other hand, he couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt and anxiety about his affair with Jacaerys and the fact that he had a child with him.

As for Cregan, he was both excited and apprehensive to be back in the heart of the Seven Kingdoms. He had heard stories of the war and the devastation it had wrought, and he knew that the city would not be the same as he remembered it.

Despite their trepidation, Aegon and Cregan were determined to make the best of their return. They settled into their home in the capital and tried to re-establish connections with the friends and acquaintances they had left behind.

However, their reunion was not without its challenges. Aegon struggled to reconcile his love for Jacaerys with his loyalty to the House, while Cregan had to come to terms with the fact that his first-born child was not his own.

In the end, Aegon and Cregan found solace in each other's company, and they resolved to face whatever the future held together. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they were determined to do what they could to make the best of their situation.

As for Jacaerys, Aegon and Cregan never saw him again after the war. It was rumored that he had perished in battle, but there was no way to know for sure. Aegon sometimes wondered what might have been if things had been different, but he knew that he had to accept the choices he had made and move on with his life.

So that’s what AI wrote (with small editing) Crazy isn’t it???? I’m amused that it strongly stans for “Cregon”

But here’s my own thoughts of what could happen in this story line:

Jace came to Winterfall, hoping to get support from the North and Aegon (with Sunfyre). He promised the position at small council for Cregan, less tax on the northerners, and Cregan’s son Rickon (he had with his first wife, heir to the Lord of Winterfall) get to be Rhaenyra’s cup bearer.

And their oldest daughter, Alyssa (which was actually he and Aegon’s and they all know the truth), would be adopted by himself instead of living in Winterfall. He would cherish his own daughter, give her everything a true princess could have and even marry her to his future sons so she gets to be Queen of seven kingdoms. Since her last name was still Stark, this marriage would be considered as the friendship between Iron Throne and the North.

Those genuine terms eventually moved Cregan and Aegon. Cregan called the bannerman and was getting ready for heading south. Aegon decided to fly to capital himself to negotiate with Alicent and Aemond who was crowned King now with a great number of army and largest dragon beneath him.

Jacaerys wanted to go with him but Aegon said it’s too dangerous for he was heir to Rhaenyra. But Jace told him he worried about Luke’s safety.

Aemond kept Lucerys captive a while ago and sent messages to Rhaenyra, saying he already claimed Luke, and if Rhaenyra bent the knee, he would crown his omega Lucerys as his Queen or he would torture him painfully. Rhaenyra was deadly mad as he stole her favorite son and defiled him. She wanted nothing but Aemond’s head on a spike.

Aegon flew to the capital by himself anyway. He pretended he came to support the Green. He was good at lying (saying Cregan abused him these years) so Aemond didn’t get so suspicious or let guards take him. And a few days later he even saw “the prisoner” Lucerys, who was so lively, healthy and unmarked. Aemond didn’t even lay a finger on him although said million cruel words to him (like I will marry other noble omega and you only deserve to be my breeding whore) and Luke simply ignored him.

Aegon asked what’s all this about, and Aemond admit his obsessed love to Luke. They have long been lovers and hookup’s partners since young but Luke refused Aemond to claim him like 200 times. Aegon suggested Aemond could reach a peace deal with their sister, telling her the truth. But Aemond was like “i wanna lucerys has no one but me and realizes I’m only one there for him, his King, his Alpha.”

Aegon didn’t know how to talk sense into his dickhead brother so he had to talk with Luke to soften him. He already raised several kids now but he never felt so troubled with those two big babies.

Lucerys: You are the worst, Aemond

Lucerys: I’m crying. YOU MADE ME CRY

Aemond: Baby

Lucerys: Pet name doesn’t change anything!

Aemond: …No, I’m calling you a baby

Aemond: I’m insulting you

I want Lucemond like this NOW

Modern AU - Siblings’ pranks

Aegon: Jace, if Aemond asks you where I am, don't tell him okay?

Jacaerys: Okay... Why?

Aegon: No reason

Jacaerys: Egg, what did you do?

Aegon: Wow. So you just automatically assume I did something, huh?

Aegon: Why can't it have been him? I guess it's too much to expect some loyalty from my own boyfriend smh

Jacaerys: Cut the crap, Egg. Last week you replaced his toothpaste with hemorrhoid ointment

Aegon: Oh yeah that was good

Jacaerys: So what did you do?

Aegon: …I knew Luke is coming to his place tonight, and I hid the dirty socks beneath his bedsheets and stole all his lube

Jacaerys: Okay, that is pretty good

Just thinking

“And if I’m on fire, you will be made of ashes too”

is a really damn Targcest lyric, like it really got the blood and fire and I love you i’d die for you but meanwhile I cheat, I lie, i fuck your dad, I curse your name all the time, and I kill you in most painful way and we burn in hell side by side vibe.

Targaryens are all crazy bitches. They live, love, hate and die as crazy bitches. They make people around them bitches too.

Aemond likes he and Lucerys staying in a room full of people and no one knows what they did the night before or even two hours earlier here

He likes to get away with it

He likes to see Lucerys with a girl and thinking “it doesn’t matter. Later he’s gonna belong to me.”

Aemond loves his secret

In modern AU, Aegon would 98.4% probable to be the type who has a perfect marriage with Jacaerys yet has a fantasy about Lucerys which he likes to joke about but he knows Aemond’s gonna kill him if he actually tries to fuck Luke and he & Luke still stay besties only themselves knowing they shared a secret kiss under the violent moonlight once

Modern AU- The Big Yes

After they being together for eight years since in school, Aegon secretly prepared a grand proposal. When night sky was sparkling and every friend and family was partying before this beautiful ancient castle that said belonging to their ancestors, he pulled out the ring and asked Jace to marry him and Jace said yes in tears and everyone applauding and cheering under fireworks

And Lucerys was like oh my God it is so moving I wish someone would do the same for me and Aemond was so ready to pull out small box as he was always ready and Lucerys immediately glared at him and went “Put it back”

Aemond: But you said—

Lucerys: NO

While there were having brunch at a café

Lucerys: I can’t believe Aemond said that L word to me last night.

Aegon: When?

Lucerys: Right after we finished…It’s not the point.

Lucerys: I can’t take it anyway. The word is too much and too serious, don’t you think?

Aegon *asked “don’t you love me” in tears every time he didn’t get “i love you” good night kiss from Jace: Yeah that was CRAZY.

Modern AU - Before they’re together

Aegon and Jacaerys were making out in a theatre

Lucerys: Aegon, would you stop kissing Jace like that right besides me? He’s my brother. It’s kinda weird.

Jacaerys: Sorry are we out of the l—

Aegon: Relax. You can kiss my brother as the payback.

Aemond: *Stood up

Lucerys: Ew. I am not gonna do that.

Aemond: *Sat back down