Having Your Main Anxiety Response Be Avoidance Is Crazy Cause You'll Think You're Chillin And Then One

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

My partner did this and I decided to as well! Say hello to The Pyromaniac, aka Pyro or Py! They can craft Grenades and Singularity Bombs, as well as his markings+eyes+nose glow in the dark.

Favorite color isn't black, white, or gray = Lighter skin color

1 Sibling = Pointy ears

Green eyes = Scars

Don't have/don't know favorite season [picked this bc I love autumn/fall and winter but can never pick between them] = Gourmand

I've been seeing this make a [random media] OC trend a lot so I decided to make my own version. With slugcats of course :]

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i need a girl to hug me like she's a touch-starved lesbian and i'm an ikea plushie

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i don't actually give a fuck whether fatness is an indicator of health because health shouldn't indicate a moral high ground. being healthy isn't some pinnacle of human achievement, it's not morally superior. and being unhealthy isn't a moral failing and shouldn't mean you're less worthy of kindness, justice, and a good life. signed, a chronically ill person who will never be "healthy" at any weight.