I Just Watched Saltburn And Umwhos Going To Take One For The Team And Make A Fan Edit Of The Bath Scene

i just watched saltburn and um…who’s going to take one for the team and make a fan edit of The Bath Scene™️ with team starkid’s dirty girl soup song underneath?? like just wondering…

another xmas present i crafted! so she’s a doll & pin cushion…her skeleton is wire so she’s bendy, her body is felt stuffed with scrap yarn/thread etc. (cuz recycling is ✨ s e x y ✨ ), her head is polymer clay painted with acrylic, her hair is also scrap yarn, and i crocheted her dress and hat! the lil mushroom was also crocheted and has steel wool in it so that it sharpens your needles 🪡 💕

i tried to crochet a frankenhooker costume for halloween. it’s a lil bit janky but i think it’s pretty good as a first pass!

if matt smith popped out of a giant present on the eve of my wedding to announce he’s non-consensually cucked me in front of all my dearest friends and then brought me into his magic space box and offered to take me anywhere i want i would simply ask to be taken back to where it all went wrong. but that’s just me.

embroidery ghost 🧵

had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked