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I had this English assignment where I had to pick a book character and describe how they conform or follow social norms :))) When I tell you I wrote a paragraph on Jude Duarte in Elfhame. The yap I yapped. Best writing job I've ever done, I swear. AND I TOLD MY FRIENDS BUT THEY ROLLED THEIR EYES

cardan: *does the most pathetic loser boy thing ever*

fandom: *nodding in approval*

jude: *does the most downright violent thing when she could've probably talked it out*

fandom: *vigorous nods of appreciation*

taryn: *breathing*

fandom: *compose death threats*

I'm begging you to reread TFOTA and think after every sentence which leaves Cardan's mouth that he CANNOT LIE. And I'm not talking about our basic stuff like "You want to hear me scream." "Yes I do and maybe one day I will.", but more about basic stuff he pops out, like when the folk was eating Snardan he was just like "I always new I taste delicious." Sir, what?

fell for this twice :( CARDAN YOU SUCK

...jk i love you don't tell jude

Who wants a personalised letter?

How to ask for one here

Haha you thought happy April fools in September

id do anything to be friends with the crows im not even joking

Can we all agree that Oak Greenbriar would be a theater kid please

Locke: I crave dramatics.

Well, Locke, is your own wife killing you dramatic enough

An average morning in the Jurdan bedroom:

Cardan: wow I had the WILDEST trauma dream last night.

Jude: the snake one again?

Cardan: no I was a little kid wandering the empty halls of the brugh calling out for my mother but I was all alone.

Jude: nice. In mine I was having tea with Madoc and I asked him for the sugar and he just straight up stabbed me. Also he was wearing Taryns earrings which was weird and then when I went to hit him I couldn't because we were in the Undersea.

Cardan: so random. Did I tell you about the one I had last week where it was basically a shot for shot remake of the coronation where my entire family was murdered but instead of being drunk under a table I was being beaten by one of Balekin's servants while Locke and Nicasia made out in front of me?

Jude: hahaha, so harsh. Sometimes I'll dream about someone breaking into my bedroom to murder me but he's like a mix up of Valerian, Balekin, and Locke and I can never find my knives.

Cardan, patting her hand: I know how much you hate it when you can't find your knives. Shall I order breakfast?

AHAHAHAHA IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HERE, THE ENEMIES ARE BECOMING LOVERS "Most of all, I hate you because I think of you. Often. It's disgusting, and I can't stop."

great, great times, I love it XD

rip cardan greenbriar you would’ve loved chappell roan

cardan greenbriar??

No one has ever malewifed the way Matthias Helvar did malewife

Cardan: I think of you. Often. It’s disgusting and I hate it.

Jude:

cardan greenbriar may hate mortals, but he would also be the drunk one screaming hot to go by chappel roan

crack could fix you

Apparently it’s illegal or something unfortunately

Faerie knight: You smell like blood, mortal Jude Duarte, who just recently got stabbed: I'm on my period. Fuck off

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

hot chips/fries, chips, huh

cookies, soft drink, lollies

cigarettes, beanie,fairy floss

i'm australian

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

My little goat baby through the ages

By Frostbite Studios

not me using words and things from tfota and basing one of my characters off pre-jude cardan in my english assessment

Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.