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I'm telling y'all. This guy is more Cardan Greenbriar than any timothee chalamet if you ask me.

True Villain

Perhaps, a true villain isn't someone who's heartless, but rather someone with a twisted heart.

True Villain

Perhaps, a true villain isn't someone who's heartless, but rather someone with a twisted heart.

He's underappreciated

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"Cardan would never be able to win a fist fight"

HE BROKE A CURSED THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD METAL CROWN WITH HIS BARE HANDS! LIKE IT WAS A TOY! IDK ABOUT YOU BUT I WOULDN'T EVEN DARE TO FIGHT HIM!

Damn

Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.

Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭

And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')

And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."

Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.

Silver Fish

Cardina Greenbrarian

as much as i love the romance between cardan and jude, i wish more people would discuss the relationship between jude and madoc

at the beginning of the series jude says that despite everything, she loves madoc, it’s just an uncomfortable form of love

i just think their relationship is so interesting to explore and creates a whole debate of nature vs nurture and if madoc was a good father figure or not

Most of them would win them over right away, but others might need more than a first impression to win their approval. The dilemma for me would be choosing between all 30 of my fictional husbands!

Hey, here’s a fun selfship game:

If some magical force made your f/o real, would your family approve of them?

bruh my friend convinced me The Cruel Prince was an enemies to lovers 😭 they kissed like once and mf fantasy politics 😭😭

A sword is a weapon of war,

A dagger is a weapon of murder.

Thats why, pride is for knights

And revenge is for killers.

I love how Jude kissed Cardan the first time with the intention of humiliating him. this guy pushed her into a lake, kicked dirt in her food, did little to nothing when she was high on faerie fruit, and now he reveals it was cuz he has a crush on her and hates himself for it. And her knee-jerk response is to shame him by making out with him so he can feel how badly he wants her and how embarrassed he should be by it. It’s almost too girlboss to wrap my head around. And then she accidentally enjoys kissing him so whoopsie

Golden hour ✨🧡🍂🧚 #jurdan

One of my favorite Cardan moments is a scene in TWK when Jude borrows one of Oriana’s dresses for Taryn’s wedding. Jude even says the dress looks one way on Oriana and another entirely on her. The first thing Cardan says to her when he sees her at the wedding—

“Nice dress.”

This cracks me up because homeboy is KNOWN for his way with words and skirting them. And HERE HE IS, simping in broad twilight!!!!

An average morning in the Jurdan bedroom:

Cardan: wow I had the WILDEST trauma dream last night.

Jude: the snake one again?

Cardan: no I was a little kid wandering the empty halls of the brugh calling out for my mother but I was all alone.

Jude: nice. In mine I was having tea with Madoc and I asked him for the sugar and he just straight up stabbed me. Also he was wearing Taryns earrings which was weird and then when I went to hit him I couldn't because we were in the Undersea.

Cardan: so random. Did I tell you about the one I had last week where it was basically a shot for shot remake of the coronation where my entire family was murdered but instead of being drunk under a table I was being beaten by one of Balekin's servants while Locke and Nicasia made out in front of me?

Jude: hahaha, so harsh. Sometimes I'll dream about someone breaking into my bedroom to murder me but he's like a mix up of Valerian, Balekin, and Locke and I can never find my knives.

Cardan, patting her hand: I know how much you hate it when you can't find your knives. Shall I order breakfast?

Do you guys think Cardan's tail wags when Jude kisses him or is that just me?

Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.

Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭

And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')

And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."

Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.

They are so Jurdan coded

I love everything about this 😆

me when taryn or locke 🤬🤬🤬🤬