John Winchester Loves All His Kids

John Winchester loves all his kids

John Winchester: I Love all my kids equally; There’s Dean, my oldest. Sam, his younger brother. *Looks at smudged writing on his hand* ....A-Acne

OMG I found the purest face in the whole internet. Behold the look of  innocence as Robert sees a bird.

Marceline Abadeer is my bisexual queen hello yes welcome to my ted talk

Couple goals

„Oh the moon is so mystical and cool“

Nah Bitch, fuck that. The moon is boring and dull. Stop pretending it’s a magical Rock that will give you powers just because wolves howl at it. It’s like, we know what’s there; a uninteresting uninhabited rock (not hollow) that doesn’t even taste like cheese. It’s like, moon? Been there done that. „But it’s magnetic importance to the earth“ Honestly earth is also boooring. And dying. We know her and don’t love her. Like bitch there are so many more interesting things. Like the ocean, slut. The ocean is cool, barely explored and barely explainable and like hello???The sun??? A star??? A scorching hot magma planet? Yes please hoe. Like what if giant fire people live on it but we just didn’t know cause we could never get close enough. Fuck your moon. Get more creative with your shitty magical erotic fantasy novel fucker.

And Joktan over here being so lit he loves Christmas even before Jesus was born.